- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $91686.49: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s chilling at 90k, probably plotting its next move. DCA-ing for 10 years? Congrats, you can retire and travel the world (or afford a couple of Royal Caribbean cruises, if you’re a Boomer). This Polish presidential candidate thinks it’s a good idea and is adding it as a nation’s reserve currency. Smart move… or is it?
- OP (Optimism)
- $1.71: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Optimism? More like pessimism. Down 4% in 24 hours. Maybe change the name to ‘Slightly Less Pessimism’?
- LTC (Litecoin)
- $90.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Litecoin’s up 18% over 7 days, but let’s be real, it’s just riding Bitcoin’s coattails. Like that friend who always copies your homework but still gets a worse grade.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3107.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the OG altcoin, is flat. Exciting stuff. But hey, at least it’s not down, right? Right?
- AVAX (Avalanche)
- $35.47: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Avalanche is down 2% in 24 hours, but up 12% over 7 days. It’s like a rollercoaster that’s broken down halfway up the hill.
While Bitcoin enjoys its little ‘break’ (according to some delusional Redditors), the US equity risk premium is at 0. So, either the market moons or we’re all buying expired yogurt. Meanwhile, a Polish presidential candidate wants to adopt Bitcoin reserves. If that doesn’t scream ‘buy the dip,’ I don’t know what does. Oh, and did I mention MPox and bird flu? Another pandemic on the way? Is it time for calls on pharma companies?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-4% | 29% | 1.71 | 7.36B | 53 | OP | Optimism |
| 1 |  |
 |
-3% | 11.95 | 13.5B | 23 | APT | Aptos | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-3% | 9.39 | 4.94B | 27 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 3 |  |
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-2% | 44.59 | 13.4B | 42 | OKB | OKB | |
| 4 |  |
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-2% | 57% | 35.47 | 25.4B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 5 |  |
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-2% | 621.45 | 88.6B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.47 | 28B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 7 |  |
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-1% | 5.87 | 7.17B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 8 |  |
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-1% | 54% | 0.73 | 4.52B | 48 | MNT | Mantle |
| 9 |  |
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-1% | 70% | 26.59 | 5.6B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 10 |  |
 |
3107.08 | 374B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
87% | 1491.3 | 1.5B | 70 | MKR | Maker | |
| 12 |  |
 |
3112.41 | 30.5B | 9891 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
0.69 | 6.92B | 40 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
1.2 | 1.2B | 78 | LDO | Lido DAO | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
4.56 | 8.93B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
1 | 68.3M | 537 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
1 | 130B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 18 |  |
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1 | 37.1B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 19 |  |
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1 | 5.37B | 25 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 141 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 21 |  |
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94% | 447.63 | 9.4B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 22 |  |
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0.42 | 4.2B | 85 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 23 |  |
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94% | 91686.5 | 1.93T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 24 |  |
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89% | 90.61 | 7.61B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 25 |  |
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7.77 | 7.65B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
91879.7 | 6B | 9896 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
91692.2 | 13.5B | 9894 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
9.12 | 9.12B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap |
The crypto market is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get. Except in this case, it’s mostly nuts. And probably some expired chocolates. So, buckle up, because it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Or maybe just a slow descent into madness. Either way, it’s gonna be entertaining.