- HBAR (Hedera)
- $0.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Hedera, with its 34% 24h pump, is like that one contestant on a reality show everyone thought would be eliminated first, but now they’re inexplicably in the finale. Is this a pump-and-dump, or is HBAR about to surprise us all? Place your bets, folks! (Don’t forget, the US equity risk premium is 0 according to WSB, so gambling on crypto might be your safest bet right now).
- CRO (Cronos)
- $0.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Cronos, up 15% in 24 hours. Is this a dead cat bounce or the start of a magnificent comeback? Stay tuned, because in the crypto world, even dead cats can dream of flying (until they crash back down to earth). Oh, and remember Mpox and Bird Flu? Yeah, another pandemic is apparently brewing… so invest in funeral homes and pharma, or maybe just buy more CRO and pray for a miracle.
- XLM (Stellar)
- $0.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Stellar is doing its best impression of a stablecoin but failing miserably. 24% jump, huh? Not bad, but let’s not forget, it needs to hit $210,743,032 in 10 years to match the travel dreams of that Bitcoin DCA guy on Reddit. Spoiler alert: It ain’t happening anytime soon. But hey, this is crypto, right? so it is possible, maybe?
- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- BUSD, the stablecoin that’s anything but stable (emotionally, that is). Holding steady at $1, it’s the eye of the hurricane in this crypto storm. But with regulation looming and the Feds breathing down its neck, how long can this charade last? Will BUSD end up like that expired yogurt mentioned in the WSB thread? Only time will tell.
- TUSD (TrueUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- TUSD, another stablecoin pretending to be, well, stable. It’s like the backup dancer for BUSD, hoping to steal the spotlight if the lead performer falters. With its fully diluted market cap under $500 million, it’s the underdog in this stablecoin showdown. But hey, stranger things have happened in crypto (like Bitcoin going to the moon and then falling back to Earth faster than a Netflix streamer during a celebrity death match).
While Bitcoin takes a breather at 90k (according to some Reddit geniuses, it’s simultaneously moving forwards and backwards… makes total sense), stablecoins like BUSD and TUSD are clinging to life in the 1B group. Is this the calm before the storm, or are we all just waiting for Satoshi to come back from his extended weekend and fix everything?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 535 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 495M | 141 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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-1% | 1.2 | 1.2B | 78 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 3 |  |
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+6% | 81% | 88.56 | 1.32B | 79 | QNT | Quant |
| 4 |  |
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-1% | 87% | 1502.63 | 1.51B | 70 | MKR | Maker |
| 5 |  |
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+5% | 6.25 | 2.44B | 49 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+9% | 93% | 0.03 | 2.83B | 43 | VET | VeChain |
| 7 |  |
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+3% | 155.79 | 2.87B | 39 | XMR | Monero | |
| 8 |  |
 |
0.42 | 4.22B | 85 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
-2% | 54% | 0.73 | 4.53B | 48 | MNT | Mantle |
| 10 |  |
 |
-4% | 9.28 | 4.87B | 27 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 11 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 25 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
+15% | 0.19 | 5.56B | 26 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 13 |  |
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-1% | 70% | 26.68 | 5.62B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 14 |  |
 |
+34% | 75% | 0.12 | 5.79B | 28 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 15 |  |
 |
+34% | 0.12 | 5.79B | 9973 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+1% | 91846 | 6B | 9893 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.69 | 6.94B | 40 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-2% | 5.9 | 7.21B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-3% | 29% | 1.72 | 7.37B | 53 | OP | Optimism |
| 20 |  |
 |
+1% | 7.77 | 7.65B | 21 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+1% | 89% | 92.18 | 7.74B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 22 |  |
 |
+2% | 5.83 | 8.85B | 18 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
94% | 448.51 | 9.42B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 24 |  |
 |
4.57 | 8.96B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
9.11 | 9.11B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
+24% | 59% | 0.25 | 12.7B | 19 | XLM | Stellar |
| 27 |  |
 |
-2% | 44.81 | 13.4B | 42 | OKB | OKB | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-3% | 11.95 | 13.5B | 23 | APT | Aptos |
The crypto market is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get (except maybe a stomach ache and a lighter wallet). If you’re feeling adventurous, grab a helmet and dive in. If not, stick to Treasuries… unless, of course, inflation hits 100% (then we’re all doomed). Until next time, folks, remember: Diamond hands are forever (or until you need to pay your rent).