- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Bonk, the Dogecoin of Solana, saw a significant 24h volume but is down 5%. Is this a sign of a future rug pull or just a momentary dip before the next pump-and-dump? Stay tuned, folks! (Disclaimer: Don’t actually stay tuned, there are probably better things to do.)
- OM (MANTRA)
- $4.21: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- MANTRA is up 30%! Is this the beginning of a new spiritual awakening in the cryptosphere or just another fleeting bull trap? With the US equity risk premium at zero, maybe OM is offering the risk premium everyone’s looking for (or maybe not).
- FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
- $1.29: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Artificial Superintelligence Alliance… really? With a name like that, it’s either going to take over the world or crash and burn spectacularly. It’s currently down 1%, so the jury’s still out. Maybe it’s too busy plotting global domination to worry about daily price fluctuations (or maybe it’s just another mediocre altcoin).
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $39.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI is up 2% and showing signs of life. While the overall market sentiment is… well, let’s just say ‘mixed,’ ORDI seems to be holding its own. Is it a safe haven in the crypto storm? Probably not, but at least it’s not actively imploding (yet).
- DAO (DAO Maker)
- $0.60: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- DAO Maker, it’s up a whopping 84%! Is this a sign of the decentralized future finally arriving? Or just another pump-and-dump fueled by bored apes and Twitter hype? Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen (but don’t come crying to me when your life savings disappear).
While Bitcoin contemplates a 90k pit stop (apparently, even digital gold needs a breather), the altcoin arena is a battlefield. Mpox, bird flu, and RFK Jr.’s potential bleach-based solutions are all making headlines. But amidst this chaos, certain cryptos are shining (or perhaps just shimmering faintly in the darkness). Let’s dive in and see who’s making waves (and who’s drowning in digital despair).
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-5% | 80% | 0 | 4.66B | 32 | BONK | Bonk |
| 1 |  |
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+30% | 4.21 | 3.74B | 34 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 2 |  |
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-2% | 0.09 | 102M | 424 | ACA | Acala Token | |
| 3 |  |
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-5% | 5.68 | 3.15B | 61 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 4 |  |
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-30% | 0.09 | 87.9M | 460 | CLV | CLV | |
| 5 |  |
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+56% | 0.35 | 109M | 413 | SCRT | Secret | |
| 6 |  |
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-1% | 89% | 1.29 | 3.51B | 37 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 7 |  |
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+2% | 100% | 39.12 | 822M | 103 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 8 |  |
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0.06 | 319M | 185 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | ||
| 9 |  |
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+8% | 0.23 | 259M | 268 | GLMR | Moonbeam | |
| 10 |  |
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+53% | 0.02 | 183M | 326 | POND | Marlin | |
| 11 |  |
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-4% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.08B | 81 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 12 |  |
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-1% | 0.44 | 522M | 186 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-5% | 22% | 2.1 | 2.1B | 145 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 14 |  |
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+13% | 0.28 | 39.8M | 686 | KMD | Komodo | |
| 15 |  |
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+26% | 56.56 | 39.1M | 693 | FARM | Harvest Finance | |
| 16 |  |
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-1% | 0 | 472M | 159 | AMP | Amp | |
| 17 |  |
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+6% | 43% | 1.04 | 2.18B | 88 | CORE | Core |
| 18 |  |
 |
+4% | 79% | 0.04 | 312M | 244 | SKL | SKALE |
| 19 |  |
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-3% | 5.23 | 1.35B | 97 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 20 |  |
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+18% | 0.05 | 54.1M | 705 | MDT | Measurable Data Token | |
| 21 |  |
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+6% | 96% | 1.48 | 119M | 387 | AGLD | Adventure Gold |
| 22 |  |
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+3% | 0.13 | 127M | 432 | PHA | Phala Network | |
| 23 |  |
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+84% | 0.6 | 166M | 386 | DAO | DAO Maker | |
| 24 |  |
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0.01 | 603M | 124 | CKB | Nervos Network | ||
| 25 |  |
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+11% | 0.88 | 124M | 365 | CTK | Shentu | |
| 26 |  |
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-1% | 69.06 | 186M | 294 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 27 |  |
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-2% | 38% | 0.52 | 515M | 277 | YGG | Yield Guild Games |
| 28 |  |
 |
-13% | 33% | 0.98 | 117M | 678 | SD | Stader |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is a delightful mix of delusion and despair, with a dash of ‘diamond hands’ for extra flavor. Some coins are mooning, others are sinking faster than Netflix’s reputation after that disastrous live stream. Is it time to buy the dip or run for the hills? Honestly, I have no idea. Consult your magic 8-ball (or your financial advisor, if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, in the crypto casino, the house always wins (unless it’s a decentralized casino, then it’s anyone’s guess). Stay tuned for the next episode of ‘Crypto Chaos,’ where we’ll see if these coins have survived another day in the digital wilderness (or if they’ve been swallowed whole by the meme-coin black hole). Good luck, you’ll need it.