- OM (MANTRA)
- $4.38: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- OM is up 36% in 24 hours? Someone get RFK on the phone, he’ll know what to do. I’m betting my bottom dollar on this mystical money-making mantra.
- DAO (DAO Maker)
- $0.54: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- DAO jumped up by 69% in a day? Don’t be too spoiled. Remember, $10k gains per day or I quit. This is giving me major ‘How it feels to quit your job and travel the world thanks to DCAing Bitcoin for 10 years’ vibes… except swap Bitcoin with DAO, and the world tour with a slightly nicer bus pass.
- SCRT (Secret)
- $0.37: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 67% in the last 24 hours…I swear I read this headline every other week. Secret’s not so secret anymore. Hopefully, Satoshi will be back in the office on Monday to tell us what’s next.
- LOOKS (LooksRare)
- $0.07: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 58% in a day. Crypto should be happy to take a break at these pumps. Better than freefall! It’s either a consolidation at a higher price or a setup for the rug pull of the century.
- GF (GuildFi)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 16% over a week but up 43% in a day. Buckle up, because this ride is more volatile than a teenager’s emotions.
So, the equity risk premium is ZERO?! Guess what? Risk is zero. Go all in now. Just like that trolley, Bitcoin is moving both forwards and backwards. We’re either going to smash up then down or down then up. Who knows?! While you’re figuring that out, check out these cryptos making moves…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+69% | 0.54 | 150M | 413 | DAO | DAO Maker | |
| 1 |  |
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+67% | 0.37 | 116M | 404 | SCRT | Secret | |
| 2 |  |
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+63% | 0.01 | 699K | 1997 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 3 |  |
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+58% | 99% | 0.07 | 68.3M | 534 | LOOKS | LooksRare |
| 4 |  |
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+48% | 63% | 0 | 18.5M | 1070 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 5 |  |
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+46% | 0.02 | 176M | 331 | POND | Marlin | |
| 6 |  |
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+43% | 2% | 0.01 | 7.9M | 2317 | GF | GuildFi |
| 7 |  |
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+40% | 3.27 | 141M | 335 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 8 |  |
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+36% | 4.38 | 3.89B | 33 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 9 |  |
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+35% | 95% | 0.01 | 26.6M | 822 | KAI | KardiaChain |
| 10 |  |
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+26% | 0.03 | 33.7M | 735 | MNGO | Mango | |
| 11 |  |
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+26% | 0.01 | 535K | 2075 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 12 |  |
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+23% | 55.73 | 38.5M | 697 | FARM | Harvest Finance | |
| 13 |  |
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+23% | 0.2 | 201M | 844 | NPT | NEOPIN | |
| 14 |  |
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+22% | 86% | 0.15 | 77.5M | 540 | LTO | LTO Network |
| 15 |  |
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+22% | 0.23 | 265M | 260 | GLMR | Moonbeam | |
| 16 |  |
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+22% | 28% | 0.1 | 96M | 798 | AXEL | AXEL |
| 17 |  |
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+19% | 76% | 0.05 | 45.3M | 728 | XWC | WhiteCoin |
| 18 |  |
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+18% | 0.05 | 54.2M | 706 | MDT | Measurable Data Token | |
| 19 |  |
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+18% | 77% | 0.04 | 142M | 401 | DAG | Constellation |
| 20 |  |
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+18% | 0.89 | 125M | 364 | CTK | Shentu | |
| 21 |  |
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+18% | 90% | 0 | 2.92M | 1575 | BWO | Battle World |
| 22 |  |
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+17% | 66% | 0.25 | 125M | 472 | GODS | Gods Unchained |
| 23 |  |
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+16% | 95% | 0 | 225M | 259 | SNEK | Snek |
| 24 |  |
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+16% | 0.41 | 132M | 513 | MBX | MARBLEX | |
| 25 |  |
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+15% | 50% | 0.64 | 63.6M | 765 | STT | Statter Network |
| 26 |  |
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+15% | 0 | 100K | 2469 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 27 |  |
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+15% | 99% | 0 | 300K | 2248 | MARO | Maro |
| 28 |  |
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+15% | 27% | 0 | 53.1M | 986 | NEXA | Nexa |
So, the crypto market’s throwing a rave, and everyone’s invited. Even your grandma’s Beanie Baby collection’s looking like a solid investment right now. Grab a helmet, and a hazmat suit - because it is time for some calls on pharma companies - we’re diving headfirst into this digital dumpster fire. Don’t worry, be happy. And remember, when morons start posting charts, we moon soon!