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2024-11-18: Crypto Mania 1B Bulls Running Wild

Hold onto your hats, folks! The crypto market's gone wilder than a Bitcoin conference afterparty. We're talking gains, dips, and enough drama to fuel a whole season of 'Real Crypto Housewives'. Dive in if you dare!

  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.37: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin, the OG meme coin, is proving it’s more than just a joke. Up 1% in 24 hours? Much wow, such gains. Who’s laughing now, huh? Maybe the Polish presidential candidate is onto something…🐕
  • HBAR (Hedera)
    • $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Hedera’s up 30% in the last 24 hours! Someone must have spiked the hashgraph with Red Bull. Is this the beginning of a Hedera-themed party, or just another crypto pump-and-dump? Place your bets, folks! 📈
  • XLM (Stellar)
    • $0.24: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Stellar’s shining bright with a 21% jump in 24 hours, but let’s be real, it’s still got a long way to go before it reaches its all-time high. It’s like that friend who always almost makes it big, but then trips over their own feet at the finish line. Come on, XLM, you got this! (Maybe?) ✨
  • SOL (Solana)
    • $248.05: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Solana, the so-called ‘Ethereum killer’, is up 3%. Slow and steady wins the race, right? Or is it just waiting for the perfect moment to rug-pull us all? Only time will tell… Solana, you sneaky fox. 🦊
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $91821.92: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin, the king of crypto, barely budged, up a measly 0%. It’s like that one rich guy at the casino who doesn’t even flinch when he loses a million dollars. But hey, at least it didn’t go down. We all know how much those Bitcoin rollercoasters like their freefall moments. 🎢

Amidst the market frenzy, a Polish presidential candidate just pledged to adopt Bitcoin reserves if elected. Coincidence? I think not. Is this the ‘Trump Pump’ 2.0, but with pierogi instead of burgers? While Bitcoin inches upwards, the altcoins are putting on quite the show. Some are soaring higher than Elon’s ego, while others are sinking faster than a lead balloon in a crypto winter. Buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +30% 75% 0.11 5.56B 29 HBAR Hedera
1 +30% 0.11 5.56B 9984 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
2 +21% 59% 0.24 11.9B 21 XLM Stellar
3 +16% 0.19 5.6B 26 CRO Cronos
4 +9% 81% 89.79 1.34B 77 QNT Quant
5 +6% 93% 0.03 2.74B 45 VET VeChain
6 +6% 56% 1.14 114B 6 XRP XRP
7 +5% 77% 0.76 34.2B 9 ADA Cardano
8 +4% 6.21 2.43B 49 ATOM Cosmos
9 +3% 0.2 17.7B 9899 WTRX Wrapped TRON
10 +3% 248.05 146B 4 SOL Solana
11 +3% 0.2 17.5B 10 TRX TRON
12 +3% 5.81 8.84B 18 DOT Polkadot
13 +2% 9.28 9.28B 24 UNI Uniswap
14 +2% 0 14.9B 11 SHIB Shiba Inu
15 +1% 14.6 14.6B 15 LINK Chainlink
16 +1% 0.37 54.7B 7 DOGE Dogecoin
17 +1% 153.54 2.83B 40 XMR Monero
18 +1% 0.42 4.24B 84 MATIC Polygon
19 +1% 89% 91.18 7.66B 22 LTC Litecoin
20 +1% 7.79 7.68B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
21 91719.6 13.5B 9901 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
22 0.7 7.01B 39 ARB Arbitrum
23 94% 91821.9 1.93T 1 BTC Bitcoin
24 91882.4 6B 9903 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
25 94% 448.07 9.41B 17 BCH Bitcoin Cash
26 1.21 1.21B 78 LDO Lido DAO
27 4.56 8.94B 41 FIL Filecoin
28 1 5.37B 25 DAI Dai

So there you have it, folks, another day, another crypto rollercoaster. Some winners, some losers, and a whole lot of chaos. Is this the future of finance, or just a giant, decentralized casino? Tune in tomorrow to find out! (Or don’t, because honestly, who knows what’s going to happen?) 🤷‍♂️

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