- BAD (Bad Idea AI)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- With a 70% surge in 24 hours, this coin truly lives up to its name. It’s a bad idea… a REALLY bad idea… but somehow, it’s making moves like a honey badger in a fireworks factory. Is it genius, or just plain dumb luck? Place your bets, folks!
- SNEK (Snek)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This slippery serpent has slithered its way up by 24%. Is it hypnotizing investors with its charming, beady eyes, or is there something more sinister at play? Either way, keep an eye on this one – it might just shed its skin and become a dragon.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.12: ⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham is down 5%… looks like even Batman can’t save this one from the crypto abyss. It seems the only mystery here is why anyone bought it in the first place.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Despite its name, Bonk is down 4%. Maybe it bonked its head on the way to the moon? Or perhaps it’s just taking a breather before its next pump-and-dump extravaganza. Who knows with these meme coins?
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.24: ⭐
- Down 9%. Seriously, with a name like that, what did you expect? This coin is the equivalent of a celebrity death match – entertaining for a while, but ultimately pointless.
The equity risk premium is at zero, my portfolio emulates its trajectory in going from up only to zero as well, so who knows where these cryptos will go. Is it going forward.. or backwards? 🤔 Meanwhile, Bitcoin is chilling at 90k (in someone’s dreams!), but don’t worry, Satoshi will be back in the office on Monday to fix everything. Or maybe not. Anyway, back to our baby cryptos… another pandemic is on the way? Is it correlated to the crypto market?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-5% | 22% | 2.12 | 2.12B | 144 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.07 | 7.24M | 1222 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
100% | 7.2 | 7.2M | 1229 | UNIBOT | UniBot | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+12% | 50% | 0.6 | 59.5M | 769 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
 |
29% | 0.44 | 444M | 351 | NTRN | Neutron | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+70% | 63% | 0 | 21.2M | 1018 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
 |
+24% | 95% | 0 | 246M | 250 | SNEK | Snek |
| 7 |  |
 |
-9% | 99% | 0.24 | 243M | 247 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
 |
+1% | 100% | 39.42 | 828M | 103 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
-1% | 82% | 0 | 107M | 461 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
3300.78 | 5.35B | 9894 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
-2% | 33% | 0.52 | 519M | 302 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
 |
0 | 77M | 530 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
-2% | 0 | 47.1K | 2607 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
 |
0.18 | 539M | 294 | AGI | Delysium | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.01 | 128M | 397 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
 |
0.15 | 153M | 956 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.04 | 30.7M | 775 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+10% | 0.11 | 10.8M | 1104 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-6% | 4% | 0 | 30.5M | 1778 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
 |
+6% | 77% | 0.01 | 6.43M | 1359 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
 |
+7% | 43% | 1.06 | 2.23B | 87 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
 |
32% | 0.01 | 122M | 685 | GFAL | Games for a Living | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+21% | 27% | 0 | 55.1M | 972 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
 |
86% | 0.13 | 131M | 395 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.01 | 7.92M | 1680 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.01 | 961K | 1897 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-4% | 80% | 0 | 4.7B | 32 | BONK | Bonk |
| 28 |  |
 |
-6% | 57% | 0 | 20.5M | 1063 | RXD | Radiant |
So, there you have it – the crypto wild west in all its glory. It’s a chaotic mess, but hey, at least it’s never boring. Remember, folks, in the crypto world, fortunes are made and lost in the blink of an eye. So, buckle up, hold on tight, and don’t invest more than you can afford to flush down the toilet. And if all else fails, just blame Satoshi. He’s probably on a beach somewhere, sipping margaritas and laughing at us all.