- KAI (KardiaChain)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- KAI, down 37% in 24 hours? Ouch. Someone call an ambulance…or maybe just a financial advisor. This coin’s about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler.
- CLV (CLV)
- $0.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- CLV’s swinging like a pendulum, +181% in a week and then -31% today? This coin’s got more mood swings than a teenager. At least it’s not boring?
- DNT (district0x)
- $0.05: ⭐⭐⭐
- Down 22% today, but up 32% this week. Make up your mind, DNT! This coin’s playing harder to get than a cat pretending it doesn’t want attention.
- VTS (Veritise)
- $0.01: ⭐
- -14% in 24 hours and -25% for the week. VTS is sinking faster than my hopes of ever understanding quantum physics.
- SOLO (Sologenic)
- $0.27: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 13% today, but hey, +190% for the week! SOLO is the embodiment of ’two steps forward, one step back.’ Or maybe it’s more like ‘one giant leap forward, a stumble, and a face-plant’?
So, the US Equity Risk Premium is 0? Guess that means SPY is the new expired yogurt. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s taking a break at 90k (according to Reddit, at least). Maybe it’s time to DCA into funeral homes? Or is that just me being a ray of sunshine? Let’s dive into the dumpster fire that is the 10M crypto group today. Spoiler alert: it’s not pretty.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-37% | 95% | 0 | 10.7M | 1104 | KAI | KardiaChain |
| 1 |  |
 |
-31% | 0.09 | 91.4M | 447 | CLV | CLV | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-22% | 0.05 | 52.8M | 601 | DNT | district0x | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.01 | 1.83M | 1786 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-13% | 99% | 0.27 | 110M | 399 | SOLO | Sologenic |
| 5 |  |
 |
-11% | 0.06 | 60.2M | 845 | AVINOC | AVINOC | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-11% | 21% | 0 | 29.9M | 1262 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 7 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.08 | 2.73M | 1737 | DUST | Dust Protocol | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-9% | 1.19 | 82.3M | 711 | EWT | Energy Web Token | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-9% | 67% | 0.01 | 7.54M | 1351 | ORC | Orbit Chain |
| 10 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.01 | 18.2M | 1021 | OPEN | Open Custody Protocol | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-8% | 14% | 0 | 620K | 2495 | PTS | Petals |
| 12 |  |
 |
-8% | 0 | 2.92M | 1552 | COVAL | Circuits of Value | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-7% | 87% | 0.08 | 32.6M | 780 | VAI | VAIOT |
| 14 |  |
 |
-7% | 73% | 0 | 7.35M | 1330 | BAX | BABB |
| 15 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.2 | 137M | 4006 | MC | Merit Circle | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-7% | 38% | 0.01 | 14.5M | 1321 | LA | LATOKEN |
| 17 |  |
 |
-6% | 82% | 0 | 40.2M | 742 | WAGMIGAMES | WAGMI Games |
| 18 |  |
 |
-6% | 79% | 0 | 2.3M | 1697 | FOR | ForTube |
| 19 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.22 | 97.4M | 476 | TLOS | Telos | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-6% | 67% | 0.17 | 33.2M | 858 | HARD | Kava Lend |
| 21 |  |
 |
-5% | 0 | 67M | 617 | DIONE | Dione Protocol | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.03 | 31.9M | 1298 | BBF | Bubblefong | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-5% | 24.03 | 10.2M | 1105 | KP3R | Keep3rV1 | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-5% | 9% | 1.12 | 1.12B | 426 | ALPH | Alephium |
| 25 |  |
 |
-5% | 1.39 | 139M | 4370 | LYXe | LUKSO [Old] | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.04 | 2.79M | 1564 | FSN | Fusion | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.29 | 184M | 439 | BMX | BitMart Token | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 27% | 0.17 | 168M | 636 | DIMO | DIMO |
Well, that was a thrilling ride through the crypto wreckage. It seems some coins are thriving while others are desperately trying to remember their passwords. Remember, kids, it’s not a loss if you don’t sell…or if you just pretend it never happened. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go cry in my Lambo. (Just kidding…I drive a Honda.)