- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $91566.36: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the OG crypto, still holding its own like a champ. Not even Trump’s regulatory shenanigans can shake this digital fortress. MicroStrategy’s buying spree is like adding fuel to the fire, making it harder for anyone to catch up, even if they’re riding a Tesla on autopilot.
- CRO (Cronos)
- $0.17: ⭐⭐⭐
- Cronos took a beating, down 9% in 24 hours. Ouch. Looks like even crypto.com can’t escape the market’s wrath. Maybe they should offer ‘relaxing’ self-driving discounts to boost those numbers?
- XRP (XRP)
- $1.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- XRP is up 64% over 7 days. Someone needs to tell XRP that ‘relaxing’ doesn’t mean skyrocketing. At least someone’s having a good time in this market massacre.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu barely moved, like a sloth in a crypto race. This meme coin might need to offer self-driving dog houses to stay relevant.
- SOL (Solana)
- $243.48: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana keeps chugging along, up 11% in 7 days! Next time you’re at Costco and see a Peloton on sale for $1800, consider swapping it for a Lambo and get on this gravy train.
Trump wants to ‘relax’ self-driving rules? Sounds about right. Just another day in the crypto-sphere, where regulations are as stable as a Jenga tower on a rollercoaster. Meanwhile, MicroStrategy just keeps stacking sats like it’s a Bitcoin buffet, giving institutions their daily dose of digital gold. Is it a genius move or the world’s most sophisticated Ponzi scheme? Place your bets, folks!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.17 | 4.97B | 29 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-3% | 4.4 | 8.63B | 42 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-2% | 77% | 0.74 | 33.3B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 3 |  |
 |
-2% | 89% | 87.82 | 7.38B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 56% | 1.09 | 109B | 6 | XRP | XRP |
| 5 |  |
 |
-2% | 57% | 34.52 | 24.7B | 13 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 6 |  |
 |
-2% | 11.66 | 13.1B | 23 | APT | Aptos | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-2% | 59% | 0.23 | 11.5B | 21 | XLM | Stellar |
| 8 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 14.7B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 9 |  |
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-1% | 71% | 26.13 | 5.5B | 31 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 10 |  |
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-1% | 81% | 87.36 | 1.3B | 81 | QNT | Quant |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.8 | 7.08B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 9.28 | 4.88B | 28 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 44.1 | 13.2B | 41 | OKB | OKB | |
| 14 |  |
 |
615.84 | 88.7B | 5 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
1.19 | 1.19B | 78 | LDO | Lido DAO | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
94% | 444.07 | 9.33B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 17 |  |
 |
243.48 | 143B | 4 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
91516.9 | 5.98B | 9915 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
93% | 0.03 | 2.75B | 43 | VET | VeChain | |
| 20 |  |
 |
54% | 0.73 | 4.51B | 48 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 21 |  |
 |
91401.8 | 13.4B | 9913 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
3110.96 | 30.5B | 9910 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
94% | 91566.4 | 1.92T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 24 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 25 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
1 | 37.3B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
87% | 1493.8 | 1.5B | 70 | MKR | Maker | |
| 27 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 141 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 130B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt |
The crypto market is like a reality TV show: unpredictable, volatile, and filled with questionable characters. Buy the dip? Or buy the rip? Who knows? Tune in next week for another episode of ‘Crypto Chaos’.