- WHBAR (Wrapped HBAR)
- $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Wrapped HBAR? More like Who asked for this? It’s up 161% in a week. Guess someone forgot to tell the market this is just HBAR in a cheap disguise. #HBARincognito
- HBAR (Hedera)
- $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Hedera, the OG. Pumping almost as hard as its wrapped counterpart. Either these guys figured out the secret sauce or someone fat-fingered a buy order. Place your bets, folks!
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $14.79: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Chainlink, the darling of oracles. Stable as ever, even while the rest of the market goes bananas. The Reddit peanut gallery is strangely quiet. Probably too busy counting their PEPE. Speaking of which…[gestures broadly at everything]
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $91822.95: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin: the Honey Badger of crypto. Doesn’t care about Saylor’s shopping sprees, Trump’s shenanigans, or your grandma’s skepticism. Just keeps chugging along. Now, if only we could get those Costco shoppers to buy BTC instead of Pelotons…
So, Michael Saylor’s at it again. Dude just bought enough Bitcoin to build a digital fortress. Meanwhile, Trump’s reportedly eyeing Bakkt like a kid in a candy store. Conflict of interest? Nah, that’s for suckers who own peanut farms. Crypto’s a playground for the big boys now. But hey, at least Wrapped HBAR (WHBAR) is pumping. Who needs fundamentals when you’ve got memes?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+27% | 0.14 | 7.08B | 9994 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+27% | 75% | 0.14 | 7.07B | 26 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 2 |  |
 |
+4% | 6.46 | 2.53B | 44 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 3 |  |
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+3% | 0.44 | 4.39B | 83 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.38 | 56.5B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+3% | 158.17 | 2.92B | 38 | XMR | Monero | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+2% | 5.63 | 28.8B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 7 |  |
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+1% | 9.44 | 9.44B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 8 |  |
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+1% | 29% | 1.75 | 7.5B | 52 | OP | Optimism |
| 9 |  |
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+1% | 14.79 | 14.8B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 10 |  |
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+1% | 93% | 0.03 | 2.78B | 43 | VET | VeChain |
| 11 |  |
 |
0.2 | 17.6B | 10 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 12 |  |
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7.83 | 7.71B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
0.2 | 17.8B | 9912 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 14 |  |
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0.7 | 7.02B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 141 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
3121.37 | 376B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
1 | 68.3M | 533 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 18 |  |
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1 | 130B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
9.36 | 4.92B | 29 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 20 |  |
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94% | 91822.9 | 1.93T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 21 |  |
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1 | 37.3B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
3118.28 | 30.6B | 9911 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 25 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
91573.1 | 13.5B | 9914 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
91723 | 5.99B | 9916 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
87% | 1494.99 | 1.5B | 70 | MKR | Maker | |
| 27 |  |
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5.8 | 8.82B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
54% | 0.73 | 4.54B | 48 | MNT | Mantle |
So, there you have it. The crypto market, ladies and gentlemen: where logic goes to die, memes become reality, and fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “Trump Coin.” Who needs a 401k when you can YOLO your life savings on Wrapped HBAR? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy some Palantir puts. Just because.