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2024-11-19 Crypto Mania: Where Lambo? Edition

Buckle up, buttercup. It's a crypto rollercoaster out there, and some of these coins are about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. We're diving deep into the weird, wild, and potentially wallet-wrecking world of digital assets.

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $91806.36: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin, still the king. Yawningly predictable. Like watching paint dry but somehow 94% of it is already dry. Should we all thank China at this point?
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin, defying all logic (and gravity). Up 4% in 24 hours? Must be those sweet, sweet Trump-Coin rumors. Buy high, sell higher…right?
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $14.88: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Chainlink, quietly building its empire. No drama, no fuss, just solid performance. Like that reliable friend who always brings the snacks to the party.
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $3124.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum, the predictable bridesmaid. Always the runner-up, still holding strong. Maybe one day it’ll steal the show, but for now, it’s the reliable second choice. Like the friend who offers to be DD while everyone else loses their minds on tequila shots.
  • SOL (Solana)
    • $243.72: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Solana, the wild card. Who knows what this coin will do next? It’s the crypto equivalent of a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get.

Trump’s rendezvous with Coinbase’s CEO has everyone speculating. Is it a pump-and-dump scheme in the making, or will he declare himself the King of Crypto? Either way, my money’s on DOGE hitting the moon before Trump figures out how to retweet.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 94% 91806.4 1.93T 1 BTC Bitcoin
1 3124.08 376B 2 ETH Ethereum
2 243.72 143B 4 SOL Solana
3 1 130B 3 USDT Tether USDt
4 -5% 56% 1.1 110B 6 XRP XRP
5 -1% 617.83 89B 5 BNB BNB
6 +4% 0.39 57.5B 7 DOGE Dogecoin
7 1 37.3B 8 USDC USDC
8 77% 0.76 34B 9 ADA Cardano
9 3124.71 30.6B 9906 stETH Lido Staked ETH
10 +1% 5.6 28.6B 13 TON Toncoin
11 0.21 18B 9907 WTRX Wrapped TRON
12 0.21 17.7B 10 TRX TRON
13 -2% 57% 35.18 25.2B 12 AVAX Avalanche
14 0 14.9B 11 SHIB Shiba Inu
15 14.88 14.9B 15 LINK Chainlink
16 91657.4 13.5B 9909 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
17 -1% 44.09 13.2B 42 OKB OKB
18 -3% 11.74 13.2B 23 APT Aptos
19 -4% 59% 0.23 11.4B 21 XLM Stellar
20 9.18 9.18B 24 UNI Uniswap
21 94% 455.4 9.56B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
22 5.87 8.92B 17 DOT Polkadot
23 -2% 4.48 8.77B 41 FIL Filecoin
24 7.8 7.68B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
25 29% 1.76 7.55B 52 OP Optimism
26 -4% 89% 89.43 7.51B 22 LTC Litecoin
27 5.9 7.2B 20 NEAR NEAR Protocol
28 0.71 7.06B 40 ARB Arbitrum

So, there you have it. The crypto market, where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “HODL.” One thing’s for sure, it’s never dull. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to invest my life savings in Dogecoin. What could possibly go wrong?

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