- TAMA (Tamadoge)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Tamadoge is up 26%! Is this the next Dogecoin? Probably not, but hey, at least it’s not SNM, which is down a whopping 89%. Ouch. Someone’s heading to the soup kitchen after that one. That said, there are some folks in these comments predicting $50 for another coin in our dataset called PONY, I mean Peloton, which as of today is sitting at $1800. At least that’s what some random person in the Reddit comments said when they saw it at Costco. Should we trust him? Who knows. But I sure as hell wouldn’t buy a financial instrument based on the words of some guy looking for a cheap workout bike from Costco.
- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Down 89%? More like SNM (So Not Money). This coin is taking a bigger dive than a Spirit Airlines pilot after a bankruptcy filing. Rough times in the crypto casino, folks. Between spirit airlines going bankrupt and the fed continuing to increase interest rates and liquidity of the market, it looks like this coin is getting hit hard
- STRAX (Stratis [Old])
- $0.06: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Stratis [Old] is up 4%. Hey, at least it’s not negative, right? In this market, that’s practically a moon shot. Still, this coin is about as exciting as watching paint dry. Maybe it’s time for a rebrand, Stratis? Call it ‘Stratis: The Redemption’ or something. Anything to get some hype going. Maybe partner with Michael Saylor and give bitcoin holders free Strax, the old one, of course.
- RFOX (RFOX)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- RFOX is up 20%. Not bad, kid. Not bad. Still, with a market cap under $3 million, this coin is basically a guppy in a sea of whales. Good luck swimming with the sharks, RFOX. You’ll need it. That said, I wonder if Michael Saylor, who is in the comment section talking about hitting All-time High’s forever, is a secret RFOX holder, cause if he starts doing to RFOX what he did to BTC, it’ll mean that there aren’t any RFOX holders left, cause Michael Saylor bought them all!
- PLAY (Play Token)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Play Token is up 8%. Playtime’s over, kids. Time to get serious about this crypto game. With a fully diluted market cap of just over $50,000, this coin is about as stable as a Spirit Airlines flight schedule. Though, for just $50k, assuming you’re that one Tesla Put guy in the comment section with $170k to burn, you can totally acquire 3% of this coin, if anyone is even selling. Speaking of that Tesla Put guy…he can probably become a wholecoiner with that amount of cash by snatching 10-15 of these low market cap coins!
Remember Michael Saylor and his Bitcoin shopping spree? Dude’s buying BTC like it’s going out of style, even as the market wobbles. Looks like someone’s trying to build a Bitcoin fort to weather the coming crypto winter. Meanwhile, Spirit Airlines is filing for bankruptcy. Coincidence? I think not. Maybe they should’ve invested in Bitcoin instead of baggage fees. Speaking of bags, plenty of bag holders are wondering if their shitcoins will ever see the light of day again. But hey, at least someone sold their TSLA puts for a cool $170k. Not everyone is losing their shirts, apparently.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.06 | 0 | 3946 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-89% | 0 | 36.8K | 2621 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+8% | 0 | 51K | 2605 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+10% | 0 | 114K | 2456 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-37% | 88% | 0 | 260K | 2322 | YLD | Yield App |
| 5 |  |
 |
+1% | 99% | 0 | 298K | 2258 | MARO | Maro |
| 6 |  |
 |
79% | 0.01 | 511K | 2179 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-11% | 0 | 476K | 2120 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+3% | 14% | 0 | 660K | 2496 | PTS | Petals |
| 9 |  |
 |
58% | 0 | 688K | 2186 | LYRA | Lyra | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.01 | 709K | 1999 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-5% | 30% | 0.01 | 881K | 2285 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 12 |  |
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-3% | 0.01 | 922K | 1918 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 13 |  |
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+1% | 97% | 0.01 | 1.25M | 1828 | WAIT | Hourglass |
| 14 |  |
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-5% | 99% | 0 | 1.61M | 1748 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 15 |  |
 |
+26% | 69% | 0 | 2.45M | 1724 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 16 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.01 | 1.99M | 1779 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+21% | 87% | 0 | 2.35M | 1673 | DOCK | Dock |
| 18 |  |
 |
-6% | 49% | 0 | 2.07M | 1879 | STRM | StreamCoin |
| 19 |  |
 |
-6% | 79% | 0 | 2.21M | 1716 | FOR | ForTube |
| 20 |  |
 |
0 | 2.31M | 2130 | THN | Throne | ||
| 21 |  |
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-3% | 54% | 0 | 2.41M | 1806 | SSG | SOMESING |
| 22 |  |
 |
+20% | 65% | 0 | 2.52M | 1736 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 23 |  |
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89% | 0.03 | 2.81M | 1604 | WTC | Waltonchain | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.08 | 2.54M | 1778 | DUST | Dust Protocol | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-11% | 90% | 0.26 | 2.57M | 1627 | RMRK | RMRK |
| 26 |  |
 |
-4% | 90% | 0 | 2.85M | 1599 | BWO | Battle World |
| 27 |  |
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+3% | 0.04 | 2.89M | 1564 | FSN | Fusion | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-5% | 100% | 0 | 2.89M | 1563 | TABOO | TABOO TOKEN |
So, there you have it. The crypto market is a chaotic mess, but hey, that’s why we love it, right? It’s like a reality TV show, except the stakes are higher and the drama is real. Just remember, folks: Don’t invest more than you can afford to lose. Unless you’re Michael Saylor, in which case, go nuts. And by that, we mean head down to Wendy’s. I’ve seen some comments on that subreddit saying that the dumpster behind Wendy’s might as well be the next meeting place of wallstreetbets, so head on down and introduce yourself! Who knows? You might become the next Michael Saylor and ride the next Bull run up to $1000 per BTC, even after you acquire it all.