- STT (Statter Network)
- $0.83: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Statter Network is up 40% – someone must have whispered a secret about a Nigerian prince needing help moving his Bitcoin fortune. It’s either a rug pull waiting to happen or the next Dogecoin. Place your bets, folks!
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham, the intelligentsia of crypto, saw a slight dip. Maybe they’re too busy reading whitepapers to notice the market’s shenanigans. Or maybe they’re just tired of explaining blockchain to their grandparents.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $37.82: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, the OG of Bitcoin NFTs, is down slightly. It’s like the cool kid who’s finally starting to show their age. But hey, at least it’s not a HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu…yet.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.22: ⭐⭐⭐
- HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu, the name says it all. This coin is the equivalent of a toddler throwing spaghetti at a wall and calling it art. It’s down, but honestly, who’s surprised?
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bonk, the doge-inspired memecoin, is hanging in there like a drunk uncle at a wedding. It’s the crypto equivalent of a participation trophy – you get it just for showing up.
Trump’s love for deregulation is about to spill into self-driving cars, and Tesla’s stock is popping like it’s 1999. Meanwhile, MicroStrategy is buying Bitcoin like it’s going out of style, reminding us that Saylor is either a genius or completely insane. In this chaotic landscape, we turn our attention to the baby cryptos, where the absurdity reaches new heights.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-1% | 22% | 2.09 | 2.09B | 147 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.07 | 7.57M | 1220 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+4% | 100% | 7.52 | 7.52M | 1221 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
+40% | 50% | 0.83 | 83.4M | 675 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
 |
+7% | 29% | 0.48 | 475M | 341 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
 |
-25% | 63% | 0 | 15.9M | 1117 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
 |
-5% | 95% | 0 | 232M | 255 | SNEK | Snek |
| 7 |  |
 |
-9% | 99% | 0.22 | 219M | 258 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
 |
-4% | 100% | 37.82 | 794M | 107 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
-5% | 82% | 0 | 101M | 478 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
3300.34 | 5.35B | 9912 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
+2% | 33% | 0.53 | 531M | 300 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 75.5M | 532 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+8% | 0 | 51K | 2606 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.18 | 547M | 296 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.01 | 131M | 385 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
 |
0.15 | 153M | 964 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.03 | 29.8M | 798 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.1 | 10.4M | 1120 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-2% | 4% | 0 | 29.8M | 1797 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
 |
-4% | 77% | 0.01 | 6.1M | 1388 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
 |
-6% | 43% | 1 | 2.1B | 92 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
 |
32% | 0.01 | 122M | 694 | GFAL | Games for a Living | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-13% | 27% | 0 | 47.4M | 1028 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
 |
-9% | 86% | 0.12 | 118M | 428 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
 |
0.01 | 7.93M | 1691 | TOMI | tomi | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.01 | 922K | 1917 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-2% | 80% | 0 | 4.59B | 32 | BONK | Bonk |
| 28 |  |
 |
+4% | 57% | 0 | 21.5M | 1049 | RXD | Radiant |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is a beautiful mess. It’s like a reality TV show where everyone is pretending to be an expert and the prize is a Lambo that may or may not exist. But hey, at least it’s entertaining. Stay tuned for the next episode, where we might actually see some sanity…or not. Don’t forget to bring popcorn, preferably sprinkled with some digital salt.