- STT (Statter Network)
- $0.85: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Statter Network is up a whopping 348% over the past week. Either this is the next Bitcoin, or someone accidentally added an extra zero. Place your bets, folks! Remember Spirit Airlines? Yeah, this could go either way.
- TSUKA (Dejitaru Tsuka)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- With a name like Dejitaru Tsuka, it’s either going to be the future of finance or the next big rug pull. Up 84% in the last 24 hours, it’s giving off major lottery ticket vibes. Don’t bet your house on this one, unless your house is made of cardboard.
- ANT (Aragon)
- $4.93: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Aragon, not the country, but the crypto, is flexing some serious gains. Up 50% in the past 24 hours. Is this the start of a beautiful friendship, or just a fling? Only time will tell. My Magic 8-ball says ‘Reply hazy, try again’.
- SLP (Smooth Love Potion)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Smooth Love Potion? More like Smooth Brain Potion. With a name like that, it’s either going to moon because of memes, or crash and burn like a Tesla on autopilot. It’s up 17% today, so maybe love is in the air? Or maybe it’s just another pump and dump.
- SOLO (Sologenic)
- $0.31: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Sologenic, because soloing in the crypto market is always a good idea, right? Up 15% today and 246% over the past week, it’s like that friend who always wins at poker. Are they lucky, or are they cheating? Nobody knows.
While Michael Saylor’s MicroStrategy is busy buying up all the Bitcoin faster than a kid in a candy store (51,780 BTC?! Seriously?), some smaller cryptos are making their own noise. It’s like watching a chihuahua try to steal a bone from a pack of wolves – ambitious, but slightly terrifying.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+84% | 0.02 | 19.4M | 908 | TSUKA | Dejitaru Tsuka | |
| 1 |  |
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+56% | 0.63 | 6.92M | 1257 | REP | Augur | |
| 2 |  |
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+51% | 0.08 | 41.8M | 673 | UPP | Sentinel Protocol | |
| 3 |  |
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+50% | 4.93 | 213M | 262 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 4 |  |
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+34% | 50% | 0.85 | 85.5M | 659 | STT | Statter Network |
| 5 |  |
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+32% | 39% | 0 | 54.6M | 876 | TARA | Taraxa |
| 6 |  |
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+32% | 69% | 0 | 2.56M | 1711 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 7 |  |
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+30% | 46% | 0.47 | 98.3M | 647 | VIC | Viction |
| 8 |  |
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+26% | 1.51 | 104M | 645 | EWT | Energy Web Token | |
| 9 |  |
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+23% | 57% | 0.11 | 54.3M | 766 | PRQ | PARSIQ |
| 10 |  |
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+23% | 1.46 | 146M | 516 | SLND | Save | |
| 11 |  |
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+20% | 87% | 0 | 2.31M | 1675 | DOCK | Dock |
| 12 |  |
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+19% | 0 | 7.05M | 1258 | GMM | Gamium | |
| 13 |  |
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+18% | 65% | 0 | 2.47M | 1740 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 14 |  |
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+18% | 0.02 | 4.57M | 1566 | MLT | MILC Platform | |
| 15 |  |
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+17% | 0 | 142M | 342 | SLP | Smooth Love Potion | |
| 16 |  |
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+16% | 0.03 | 24.3M | 845 | STRX | StrikeX | |
| 17 |  |
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+16% | 7.9 | 316M | 498 | UQC | Uquid Coin | |
| 18 |  |
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+15% | 0.34 | 380M | 190 | POLYX | Polymesh | |
| 19 |  |
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+15% | 77% | 0.04 | 164M | 363 | DAG | Constellation |
| 20 |  |
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+15% | 99% | 0.31 | 126M | 366 | SOLO | Sologenic |
| 21 |  |
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+14% | 96% | 0.02 | 19.9M | 911 | SQGROW | SquidGrow |
| 22 |  |
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+14% | 0.91 | 457M | 161 | TRAC | OriginTrail | |
| 23 |  |
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+14% | 0.01 | 8.44M | 1418 | PRE | Presearch | |
| 24 |  |
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+14% | 31% | 0.01 | 182M | 579 | VR | Victoria VR |
| 25 |  |
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+14% | 3.32 | 33.2M | 941 | TORN | Tornado Cash | |
| 26 |  |
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+13% | 0 | 114K | 2454 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 27 |  |
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+13% | 88% | 0.28 | 30.7M | 814 | DNX | Dynex |
| 28 |  |
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+12% | 54% | 0.16 | 156M | 474 | AURORA | Aurora |
So, there you have it, another day, another crypto rollercoaster. Is this a bull market? A bear market? A kangaroo market? Honestly, who cares? Just remember, in the crypto world, today’s millionaire is tomorrow’s Wendy’s employee. Buy high, sell low, and blame it on the algorithm. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy a lottery ticket. Because why not?