- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.99: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham… more like ‘Ark-ham’ after that -4% dip. But hey, at least you’re not FuboTV. Yet. Although, a $2 price tag for a relatively new coin? Someone’s yolo-ing their life savings into this. Remember the Hawk Tuah girl? Yeah, me neither, but apparently she has more clout than Arkham.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐
- BONK? More like ‘gonk’. This coin’s price makes me want to sign up for FuboTV just to feel something. You know what else is $80 a month? My therapist after looking at this chart.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu)
- $0.21: ⭐
- With a name like HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu, it’s either going to the moon or to the dumpster fire behind Wendy’s. I’m placing my bets on dumpster fire. This is why I’m sticking to SPY.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $37.07: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI is the only coin here that doesn’t make me want to short it into oblivion. I mean, not really oblivion. But a little bit of oblivion? No? Not allowed? Okay I will invest in bridge infrastructure like that one WSB guy suggested
- WBETH (Wrapped Beacon ETH)
- $3279.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- WBETH – for when you want to feel like you’re participating in ETH but also like you’re wrapped in a warm, slightly overpriced blanket.
So, Warren Buffett is sitting on a cash pile bigger than some countries’ GDPs, but he’s not buying Berkshire Hathaway shares. What’s the deal? Does the Oracle of Omaha know something we don’t? Is he waiting for the Jersey Mike’s of the stock market to go on sale after Blackstone inevitably ruins it? Meanwhile, some dude on WallStreetBets lost his retirement savings on FuboTV. Don’t worry, kid. If Bitcoin taught us anything, it’s that all you need is an easy 10x to get back in the game.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-4% | 22% | 1.99 | 1.99B | 148 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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-20% | 0.05 | 6.02M | 1303 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
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-4% | 100% | 7.17 | 7.17M | 1236 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
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-31% | 50% | 0.58 | 57.5M | 782 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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-5% | 29% | 0.45 | 448M | 348 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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-6% | 63% | 0 | 14.8M | 1134 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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-1% | 95% | 0 | 228M | 253 | SNEK | Snek |
| 7 |  |
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-5% | 0.21 | 207M | 263 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | |
| 8 |  |
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-1% | 100% | 37.07 | 778M | 106 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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-1% | 82% | 0 | 99.3M | 483 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
3279.15 | 5.48B | 9933 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
-4% | 33% | 0.51 | 505M | 306 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
 |
-3% | 0 | 73.2M | 538 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+33% | 0 | 68.3K | 2580 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
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-2% | 0.18 | 534M | 291 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
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-1% | 0.01 | 129M | 378 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
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0.15 | 153M | 954 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
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-9% | 0.03 | 27.1M | 823 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-11% | 0.09 | 9.27M | 1156 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
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+1% | 4% | 0 | 30.3M | 1794 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
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-7% | 77% | 0.01 | 5.66M | 1415 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
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-5% | 43% | 0.95 | 1.98B | 93 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
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-12% | 32% | 0.01 | 107M | 728 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 23 |  |
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-2% | 27% | 0 | 46.4M | 1035 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
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-1% | 86% | 0.12 | 116M | 421 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
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-4% | 0.01 | 7.58M | 1708 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.01 | 873K | 1933 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
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+12% | 80% | 0 | 5.16B | 30 | BONK | Bonk |
| 28 |  |
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-8% | 57% | 0 | 20M | 1079 | RXD | Radiant |
The crypto market today is like a Jersey Mike’s sandwich after Blackstone gets its hands on it – it looks promising, but you know it’s about to get a whole lot worse. In the meantime, enjoy the pre-sliced deli meat while it lasts. Guh.