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2024-11-20: Buffets Billions Bitcoins Burgeoning Brood

Warren Buffett's sitting on a cash pile bigger than some countries' GDP, but he's not buying Berkshire Hathaway shares. Meanwhile, MicroStrategy keeps gobbling up Bitcoin like it's going out of style. What gives?

  • RMRK (RMRK)
    • $0.26: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • RMRK… more like ‘Remarkable’? This one’s up 2% in the last 24 hours. Not exactly setting the world on fire, but hey, at least it’s not in the red. Maybe it’s the next big thing? Maybe it’s just another pump-and-dump scheme? Who knows. It’s crypto, baby!
  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.03: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Waltonchain… I keep thinking of Walmart. Maybe if they started accepting WTC, this coin would moon? Down 2% over the past day, though. Ouch. That’s like fumbling the ball on the one-yard line. Better luck next time, WTC.
  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Play Token, making gains like a kid playing video games all day. Up 33% in 24 hours? Not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Someone’s definitely playing the game right here. Just don’t tell Mom and Dad you skipped your homework to YOLO into this one.
  • YLD (Yield App)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Yield App, yielding impressive gains like a well-oiled, dividend-paying machine. Up 65% in 24 hours. Someone clearly forgot to tell this coin it’s not supposed to pump that hard. Is it sustainable? Probably not. But enjoy the ride while it lasts.

Looks like someone’s been taking notes from WSB. MicroStrategy’s (MSTR) Bitcoin binge is the talk of the town, making some folks richer and others question their life choices (especially those shorting it). It’s a crypto Hunger Games out there, and MSTR is playing to win. Oh, and did anyone see that guy who accidentally made a killing on UPRO? Beginner’s luck, or a sign of the apocalypse? Your guess is as good as mine.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 0.06 0 3965 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 +6% 0 39.2K 2621 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
2 +33% 0 68.3K 2582 PLAY Play Token
3 +1% 0 116K 2455 RFR Refereum
4 +6% 99% 0 316K 2251 MARO Maro
5 79% 0.01 515K 2167 DAWN Dawn Protocol
6 +65% 88% 0 429K 2190 YLD Yield App
7 -5% 0 451K 2131 DREP Drep [new]
8 -4% 14% 0 631K 2511 PTS Petals
9 -1% 0.01 697K 2008 VEGA Vega Protocol
10 +5% 58% 0 727K 2161 LYRA Lyra
11 30% 0.01 884K 2286 HSF Hillstone Finance
12 -3% 0.01 893K 1932 GRV Grove Coin
13 -3% 97% 0.01 1.2M 1843 WAIT Hourglass
14 -5% 69% 0 2.31M 1744 TAMA Tamadoge
15 +3% 99% 0 1.66M 1741 OOKI Ooki Protocol
16 -12% 0.01 1.75M 1815 VTS Veritise
17 -10% 87% 0 2.11M 1704 DOCK Dock
18 +1% 49% 0 2.09M 1882 STRM StreamCoin
19 79% 0 2.2M 1725 FOR ForTube
20 -12% 65% 0 2.2M 1779 RFOX RFOX
21 0 2.33M 2126 THN Throne
22 -1% 54% 0 2.39M 1812 SSG SOMESING
23 -2% 89% 0.03 2.75M 1612 WTC Waltonchain
24 -1% 0.08 2.5M 1781 DUST Dust Protocol
25 -24% 0 2.53M 1604 REV Revain
26 -8% 90% 0 2.61M 1624 BWO Battle World
27 +2% 90% 0.26 2.63M 1620 RMRK RMRK
28 -5% 100% 0 2.73M 1578 TABOO TABOO TOKEN

The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist – thrilling, terrifying, and guaranteed to make you lose your lunch. So, buckle up, buttercup, because it’s going to be a wild ride. And remember, what goes up must eventually come down… unless it’s MSTR, apparently. Then it just keeps going up, because… Bitcoin? I don’t even know anymore.

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