- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- This dog coin is barking up the wrong tree. A 13% bump in 24 hours? Honey, that’s a dead cat bounce. Might as well buy a bridge from that guy on r/wallstreetbets offering infrastructure investments. At least a bridge has some actual utility.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $37.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, you’re not Bitcoin, but you’re not totally regarded either. Holding relatively steady while the market throws a temper tantrum. Consider this your participation trophy.
- RAY (Raydium)
- $5.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Raydium, you’re down 8%? In this market, that’s practically a win. You get a gold star for not imploding like Jersey Mike’s under Blackstone’s greasy grip. Enjoy it while it lasts.
- STMX (StormX)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐
- StormX, you’re up 5%, which in this market is like winning the lottery after getting struck by lightning. But let’s be real, you’re still closer to a Quibi than a Netflix.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐
- BabyDoge… seriously? With a name like that, you’re destined for the bargain bin. Down 3%? That’s a retirement plan in shambles. Time to join the FuboTV support group.
Remember that time you YOLO’d your life savings into FuboTV and watched it tank harder than my dating life? Yeah, today’s crypto market is giving me serious Fubo flashbacks. BONK, STMX, OM… these aren’t ticker symbols, they’re the sounds of your portfolio hitting the pavement. But hey, at least you didn’t buy at $92K like some Bitcoin believers. Oh, wait…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+13% | 80% | 0 | 5.17B | 30 | BONK | Bonk |
| 1 |  |
 |
+5% | 98% | 0.01 | 84.9M | 481 | STMX | StormX |
| 2 |  |
 |
+1% | 4 | 7.14B | 33 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-2% | 89% | 1.28 | 3.48B | 37 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 4 |  |
 |
98% | 0.02 | 1.09B | 75 | JASMY | JasmyCoin | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 100% | 37.42 | 786M | 105 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 6 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.06 | 313M | 186 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+13% | 0.09 | 88.4M | 463 | CLV | CLV | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.01 | 342M | 174 | SC | Siacoin | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-8% | 5.42 | 3.01B | 63 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-4% | 0 | 133M | 348 | SLP | Smooth Love Potion | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 79% | 0.05 | 327M | 234 | SKL | SKALE |
| 12 |  |
 |
-4% | 22% | 1.99 | 1.99B | 147 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 13 |  |
 |
+10% | 66% | 0.73 | 436M | 193 | CTC | Creditcoin |
| 14 |  |
 |
-5% | 84% | 0.42 | 421M | 169 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 15 |  |
 |
-5% | 4.98 | 1.29B | 101 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.01 | 592M | 124 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.14 | 138M | 336 | CVC | Civic | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-5% | 38% | 0.49 | 494M | 284 | YGG | Yield Guild Games |
| 19 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.3 | 336M | 197 | POLYX | Polymesh | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-3% | 42.98 | 369M | 252 | ILV | Illuvium | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.08 | 92.1M | 455 | ACA | Acala Token | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.77 | 215M | 271 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-4% | 43% | 0.95 | 1.99B | 95 | CORE | Core |
| 24 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.5 | 212M | 277 | STORJ | Storj | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-3% | 78% | 0 | 451M | 167 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin |
| 26 |  |
 |
-5% | 49% | 0.02 | 423M | 262 | SUN | Sun [New] |
| 27 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.41 | 489M | 192 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.03 | 229M | 343 | SNT | Status |
So, there you have it. The crypto market is a dumpster fire wrapped in a tornado. It’s like watching a reality TV show where everyone is voted off the island. But hey, at least we’re all in this together, right? Just don’t ask Warren Buffett for a bailout. He’s hoarding cash like a squirrel preparing for a nuclear winter.