- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $93444.29: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s up! Surprise, surprise. Seems like it’s still the king, even if it’s only a 1% gain. Probably because some guy bought at $92k, believing it’ll make him rich. One BTC = One BTC, they say. Let’s see if that holds true when the bubble bursts. Meanwhile, MSTR keeps going up because of it. What a time to be alive!
- ADA (Cardano)
- $0.84: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Cardano’s up a whopping 57% over the past week. Is it a sign of a bull run or just another pump-and-dump scheme? Let’s not forget, private equity is destroying everything it touches, so maybe Cardano’s next. But, 13% up in 24h? Not bad for a coin that some believe would be lower than dirt by now.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Dogecoin, you fickle beast. Only a 2% increase in 24 hours. Much wow, such stable. It’s the crypto equivalent of that one friend who always plays it safe at the casino. Maybe it’s the smart move, but where’s the fun in that?
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $14.91: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Steady LINK, almost as steady as Bitcoin! Still, the 11% gain in the last week sounds good to me, so a high rating for ya. Unlike Jersey Mike’s, which will probably be worse than Subway in 12 months according to Reddit, Chainlink is safe. For now.
- XLM (Stellar)
- $0.24: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Stellar’s shining bright with a 91% gain over the week! Is it a supernova or just a flash in the pan? Time will tell. But it’s making some moves. Makes you wonder if those guys shorting MSTR might start eyeing XLM instead…
Remember that WSB thread about MicroStrategy (MSTR) and Bitcoin? Seems like someone’s making bank on calls while others are shorting in a bull market. Classic. Meanwhile, some millennials think Bitcoin is the new real estate. They’re getting laughed at, but hey, at least they’re not shorting MSTR during a Bitcoin ATH. Let’s see how our 1B cryptos are playing out against this backdrop.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+13% | 77% | 0.84 | 37.9B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 1 |  |
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+10% | 12.97 | 14.6B | 22 | APT | Aptos | |
| 2 |  |
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+9% | 0.18 | 5.49B | 26 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 3 |  |
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+8% | 8.45 | 8.33B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 4 |  |
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+4% | 6.05 | 9.2B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 5 |  |
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+2% | 59% | 0.24 | 11.9B | 20 | XLM | Stellar |
| 6 |  |
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+2% | 0.45 | 4.49B | 81 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 7 |  |
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+2% | 0.39 | 57.6B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 8 |  |
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+1% | 94% | 93444.3 | 1.96T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 9 |  |
 |
+1% | 93200.1 | 13.6B | 9941 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 10 |  |
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+1% | 93349.2 | 6.1B | 9943 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 11 |  |
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+1% | 29% | 1.78 | 7.63B | 51 | OP | Optimism |
| 12 |  |
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+1% | 56% | 1.11 | 111B | 6 | XRP | XRP |
| 13 |  |
 |
+1% | 93% | 0.03 | 2.82B | 43 | VET | VeChain |
| 14 |  |
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+1% | 57% | 35.33 | 25.3B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 15 |  |
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+1% | 6.54 | 2.56B | 44 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 16 |  |
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+1% | 54% | 0.74 | 4.58B | 45 | MNT | Mantle |
| 17 |  |
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+1% | 87% | 1510.3 | 1.52B | 70 | MKR | Maker |
| 18 |  |
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14.91 | 14.9B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
| 19 |  |
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159.4 | 2.94B | 38 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 20 |  |
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0.7 | 7.05B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 21 |  |
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4.42 | 8.67B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 22 |  |
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1 | 496M | 141 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 23 |  |
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1 | 68.4M | 533 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 24 |  |
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1 | 37.5B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 25 |  |
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1 | 131B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 26 |  |
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1 | 5.36B | 25 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
3116.15 | 30.6B | 9938 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
3116.62 | 375B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum |
So, the crypto market’s a mix of green and red today. Some are making bank, others are losing their shirts (hopefully not their actual shirts, that’s awkward). It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s entertaining. In the end, will these digital coins be our generation’s real estate or just another Beanie Baby craze? Stay tuned, folks, this show’s far from over.