- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $93674.77: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- King Bitcoin is flexing again, proving that even a 92k entry point can be profitable if you believe hard enough (or just get lucky). That’s not believing, that’s FOMO. Believing is buying at the very bottom of crypto winter when a bull run is nowhere in sight. Remember people, “Lots of ppl bought in at 10-19k during the 17’ bull run that got wreaked bc Bitcoin “crashed” for 18 months.” So, buckle up, the roller coaster isn’t over yet!
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.39: ⭐⭐⭐
- Doge, the OG memecoin, is still hanging around. It’s up 1%, but let’s be real, that’s like finding a penny in your couch cushions – not enough to quit your day job and buy a yacht, but hey, every little bit helps.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $14.72: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LINK dipped slightly, but as long as there are smart contracts, there will be a need for oracles. Unless, of course, someone finally figures out how to get reliable information from pigeons.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3106.77: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman (or maybe the other way around?), had a slight gain. Not quite enough to send you to the moon, but enough to buy a decent dinner. Just don’t spend it all at once, because Jersey Mike’s, now owned by Blackstone, is predicted to go to hell in a handbasket very soon
- SOL (Solana)
- $238.23: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana took a little tumble, dropping 3%. It’s like that one friend who always trips on the dance floor – you laugh, but also hope they don’t break anything.
Looks like someone shorted MicroStrategy (MSTR) and is crying in their ramen noodles. Meanwhile, Bitcoin maximalists are comparing it to REAL ESTATE. I’m not sure if that’s genius or just plain delusional. And let’s not forget the dude bragging about $6M in MSTR calls. Someone get that guy a Wendy’s dumpster to dive into!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 131B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 1 |  |
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+2% | 94% | 93674.8 | 1.97T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 2 |  |
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3106.77 | 374B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.39 | 57.3B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 4 |  |
 |
1 | 37.5B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 5 |  |
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-3% | 238.23 | 140B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 6 |  |
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+2% | 56% | 1.13 | 113B | 6 | XRP | XRP |
| 7 |  |
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+12% | 77% | 0.83 | 37.2B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 8 |  |
 |
613.26 | 88.3B | 5 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
-2% | 0 | 14.4B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 10 |  |
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-16% | 75% | 0.12 | 6.18B | 27 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 11 |  |
 |
+7% | 59% | 0.25 | 12.7B | 20 | XLM | Stellar |
| 12 |  |
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+9% | 12.87 | 14.5B | 22 | APT | Aptos | |
| 13 |  |
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-1% | 89% | 86.29 | 7.25B | 23 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 14 |  |
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57% | 34.99 | 25B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.2 | 17.1B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 14.72 | 14.7B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 17 |  |
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-2% | 5.75 | 7.02B | 21 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 18 |  |
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+1% | 93155.6 | 13.6B | 9943 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+2% | 6.03 | 9.17B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 20 |  |
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-1% | 0.7 | 7.01B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 21 |  |
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-1% | 94% | 441.75 | 9.28B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 22 |  |
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6.51 | 2.54B | 44 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 23 |  |
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-4% | 9.02 | 9.02B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 24 |  |
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29% | 1.76 | 7.56B | 50 | OP | Optimism | |
| 25 |  |
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-1% | 71% | 25.97 | 5.47B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 26 |  |
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-3% | 5.42 | 27.7B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-1% | 4.37 | 8.57B | 42 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 28 |  |
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-1% | 9.23 | 4.85B | 28 | ICP | Internet Computer |
So, there you have it. The crypto market continues its absurd dance. It’s a mix of exhilarating highs and pants-wetting lows, all while everyone pretends to know what they’re doing. The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Tune in next week, when maybe, just maybe, we’ll all be rich. Or at least have a few good laughs at each other’s expense.