- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $92849.64: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- King Bitcoin is back, baby! Still the champ, still the heavyweight, still making people question their life choices for not buying it sooner. To the moon! 🚀 (or maybe just to the nearest Lambo dealership).
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3113.35: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the perpetual bridesmaid. Always a contender, but never quite the bride. Still, a solid investment if you’re not ready to go full Bitcoin-bro. Think of it as the sensible shoes of the crypto world – practical, but not exactly thrilling.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the meme coin that refuses to die. Like a cockroach in a nuclear apocalypse, it just keeps ticking. Buy it ironically, hold it ironically, profit… ironically? Who knows, this market’s a dumpster fire anyway.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $14.48: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink, the unsung hero of the crypto world. Connecting blockchains like a digital matchmaker. Not as flashy as some of the others, but definitely worth a look if you’re into the whole ‘decentralized future’ thing. Plus, it’s not SHIB, so that’s a plus.
- SOL (Solana)
- $236.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana, once hailed as the ‘Ethereum killer,’ now just kind of… exists. Like that friend who peaked in high school and now works at a gas station. Still, could be a comeback story in the making. Or maybe not. Again, dumpster fire.
Remember that time your friend tried to convince you to buy Bitcoin back in ‘19? Well, today’s Bitcoin price makes that look like pocket change. Looks like someone bought at $92k… yikes! Meanwhile, Warren Buffett’s sitting on a cash pile bigger than some countries’ GDP, but he ain’t touching Berkshire Hathaway. Does he know something we don’t? 🤔 Or is he just waiting for the perfect moment to buy Costco wholesale? And speaking of things bordering on antitrust territory, Blackstone just snatched up Jersey Mike’s for $8 billion. RIP those delicious sandwiches – say hello to pre-sliced Sysco meat. The crypto market? It’s like MSTR: defying gravity and logic while simultaneously being a leveraged bet on digital tulips. Makes you wonder, when is the music gonna stop? Oh, and Trump loves Bitcoin now. Because of course he does.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+1% | 94% | 92849.6 | 1.95T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
3113.35 | 375B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
-3% | 236.39 | 139B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 3 |  |
 |
1 | 131B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 56% | 1.08 | 108B | 6 | XRP | XRP |
| 5 |  |
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613.96 | 88.4B | 5 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
0.39 | 57.3B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
1 | 37.4B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
+3% | 77% | 0.79 | 35.4B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 9 |  |
 |
3110.33 | 30.5B | 9928 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
-3% | 5.43 | 27.8B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.2 | 17.3B | 9929 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 12 |  |
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-3% | 0.2 | 17.1B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
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-3% | 57% | 34.03 | 24.4B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 14 |  |
 |
-2% | 14.48 | 14.5B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 15 |  |
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-3% | 0 | 14.4B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 16 |  |
 |
92509.8 | 13.5B | 9931 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
11.81 | 13.3B | 23 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 18 |  |
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44.07 | 13.2B | 41 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
+2% | 59% | 0.23 | 11.6B | 20 | XLM | Stellar |
| 20 |  |
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9.12 | 9.12B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 21 |  |
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5.82 | 8.84B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 22 |  |
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-3% | 94% | 439.72 | 9.23B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 4.35 | 8.52B | 43 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+8% | 8.44 | 8.31B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-1% | 29% | 1.74 | 7.47B | 51 | OP | Optimism |
| 26 |  |
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-4% | 89% | 85.5 | 7.18B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 27 |  |
 |
-4% | 5.62 | 6.86B | 21 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.68 | 6.82B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum |
So, the crypto market is basically a casino run by monkeys on typewriters. Sometimes they write Shakespeare, sometimes they write gibberish. Today? It’s more like a limerick about a guy who lost his life savings on a meme coin. Good times! Remember, kids: never invest more than you can afford to lose. Unless it’s Bitcoin. Then, mortgage your house. Just kidding… mostly. Don’t @ me.