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2024-11-20: So Crypto Huh? A Comedy of Gains and Fails

Buckle up, buttercup. The crypto rollercoaster is back, and it's brought all the clowns. Let's see who's laughing and who's crying in this week's market mayhem.

  • NCT (PolySwarm)
    • $0.03: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • PolySwarm (NCT) up 70% in 24hrs?! That’s more volatile than my grandma’s dentures after a triple espresso. Still, it’s cheaper than a Jersey Mike’s sub, so…there’s that. Just don’t bet your retirement on it, unless you want it to resemble that poor guy’s FUBO-induced early bird special.
  • SD (Stader)
    • $1.23: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Stader (SD) is having a moment, but so did Quibi before it went belly up. Moral of the story? Don’t get too attached. It might be the next Netflix… by 2080.

Remember that time you YOLO’d your life savings into FuboTV only to see it tank harder than Jersey Mike’s quality after Blackstone bought them? Yeah, crypto’s kinda like that, but with more lasers, memes, and existential dread. Oh, and speaking of existential dread, Warren Buffett’s sitting on a cash pile big enough to buy Costco WHOLESALE and he’s not touching the market. Makes you think, huh?


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +70% 99% 0.03 61.9M 557 NCT PolySwarm
1 +65% 88% 0 429K 2193 YLD Yield App
2 +41% 96% 0.01 122M 374 XYO XYO
3 +41% 95% 0 16.3M 967 KAI KardiaChain
4 +34% 33% 1.23 148M 614 SD Stader
5 +33% 0 68.3K 2583 PLAY Play Token
6 +29% 0.07 66.9M 818 AVINOC AVINOC
7 +28% 1.32 132M 2988 ORN Orion
8 +28% 0.28 13.9M 1012 VXV Vectorspace AI
9 +25% 0 56.6M 899 RLY Rally
10 +24% 0.01 118M 429 ALI Artificial Liquid Intelligence
11 +21% 86% 0.18 87.6M 507 LTO LTO Network
12 +19% 82% 5.76 62.2M 602 DESO Decentralized Social
13 +19% 0 36.5M 707 FUN FUNToken
14 +17% 0.4 223M 267 CFG Centrifuge
15 +17% 0.01 9.93M 1353 PRE Presearch
16 +17% 0.09 90.6M 455 CLV CLV
17 +16% 48% 0.12 121M 575 FORT Forta
18 +16% 77% 0.05 189M 327 DAG Constellation
19 +15% 0 42.4K 2609 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
20 +15% 82% 0.24 24.3M 893 SDAO SingularityDAO
21 +15% 0.03 28M 795 STRX StrikeX
22 +13% 80% 0 5.18B 29 BONK Bonk
23 +13% 9% 1.3 1.3B 377 ALPH Alephium
24 +12% 57% 0 5.47M 1535 EPX Ellipsis
25 +12% 0.21 88.6M 641 GEL Gelato
26 +12% 66% 0.73 436M 193 CTC Creditcoin
27 +12% 31% 0.01 204M 546 VR Victoria VR
28 +11% 0.01 760K 1984 VEGA Vega Protocol

So, crypto’s still a thing. Prices are up, prices are down, and everyone’s either a genius or an idiot, depending on the day. In the words of the great philosopher Warren Buffett, ‘If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.’ But seriously, get some sleep, crypto fanatics. This market is exhausting.

Made with the laziness 🦥
by a busy guy