- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $97580.92: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin smashes past $94k, leaving Ethereum in the dust, making Saylor, our lord and savior, look like a genius. Or maybe we’re all just worshipping at the altar of a tomato-seed-hoarding madman?
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3136.43: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum’s taking a nap while Bitcoin sprints to the moon. Wake me up when alt season finally arrives… in 2025, maybe?
- XRP (XRP)
- $1.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- XRP’s up 57% in a week. Is this a bull run or a bull trap? Place your bets, folks, because nobody knows anything in this crazy casino.
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $518.03: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin Cash is pumping… but nobody cares. Sorry, BCH, you’re not invited to the cool kids’ table with Bitcoin and Ethereum.
- QNT (Quant)
- $87.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Quant’s chilling with a 40% weekly gain. Not bad… but can it afford to shop at Target after their price gouging?
Looks like somebody’s wife is shopping for some sweet, sweet Bitcoin. MSTR keeps printing that sweet money, loading up on BTC. Meanwhile, Target’s getting targeted. I wouldn’t be surprised if their next move is to accept Bitcoin… right? Meanwhile, Ethereum is down to a 4-year low vs Bitcoin, still waiting for its time to shine.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+16% | 94% | 518.03 | 10.9B | 14 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 1 |  |
 |
+4% | 97491.2 | 6.37B | 9970 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+4% | 54% | 0.77 | 4.78B | 43 | MNT | Mantle |
| 3 |  |
 |
+4% | 94% | 97580.9 | 2.05T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 4 |  |
 |
+4% | 97211.1 | 14.2B | 9967 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+4% | 89% | 89.56 | 7.52B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 6 |  |
 |
+1% | 71% | 26.51 | 5.58B | 29 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 7 |  |
 |
+1% | 242.37 | 143B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+1% | 8.56 | 8.43B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+1% | 87% | 1531.97 | 1.54B | 68 | MKR | Maker |
| 10 |  |
 |
+1% | 161.43 | 2.98B | 37 | XMR | Monero | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+1% | 56% | 1.12 | 112B | 6 | XRP | XRP |
| 12 |  |
 |
4.46 | 8.74B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
59% | 0.24 | 12B | 20 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 14 |  |
 |
3136.43 | 378B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
3134.24 | 30.7B | 9965 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
44.12 | 13.2B | 42 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 24 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
1 | 37.7B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
1 | 496M | 133 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
1 | 132B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
5.45 | 27.9B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
1 | 68.3M | 529 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
0.2 | 17.3B | 9966 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
0.2 | 17.1B | 10 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
81% | 87.16 | 1.3B | 74 | QNT | Quant | |
| 26 |  |
 |
609.47 | 87.8B | 5 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.69 | 6.94B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.12 | 6.08B | 10051 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR |
So, the crypto market is a wild ride as always. Some coins are mooning, others are napping, and we’re all just along for the ride. Who needs a diverse portfolio when you can YOLO it all on one stock and hope for the best? (This is not financial advice. Please don’t blame me when your portfolio looks like Target’s stock chart.)