- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $97609.37: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s back in the spotlight, proving why it’s the king. If BTC goes down, though, it’s definitely my fault – I always buy at the top. (Seriously, blame me.)
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3135.23: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum? More like Ether-Meh-rium. It’s lagging behind BTC like a lost puppy. 2025 is altcoin season, they said. Let’s see if ETH can catch up, or if it’s destined to be forever in Bitcoin’s shadow.
- XLM (Stellar)
- $0.24: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Stellar’s mooning while some are busy waiting for employees to unlock deodorants at Target. It’s the little engine that could, and with a 90% 7-day gain, maybe it’s time to hop aboard. Who needs deodorant when you have XLM? 🤷♀️
- XRP (XRP)
- $1.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Look at XRP, defying gravity with a 57% 7-day gain! It’s like that one friend who always manages to win, even when playing Monopoly with house rules. Maybe those January calls aren’t such a bad idea after all.
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $517.50: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin Cash is still a thing? Interesting. A 17% 7-day gain? Not bad. Definitely won’t help it become a reserve asset though, but hey, it’s doing something, right?
Remember Target’s epic fail? Turns out, even retail giants can’t escape the wrath of the consumer. Meanwhile, Bitcoin is strutting its stuff near $97k, making everyone wonder if it’s time to sell some shares or YOLO even further into crypto. Our friend from WSB’s 3110% gain on MSTR has the right idea. MicroStrategy’s borrowing $2.6 BILLION at 0% interest to buy more BTC. Is Saylor a financial wizard or a mad scientist? With Bitcoin (BTC) making waves at $97k and Ethereum (ETH) slumping to a 4-year low against it, it’s a crypto soap opera out there.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+16% | 94% | 517.5 | 10.9B | 14 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 1 |  |
 |
+4% | 54% | 0.77 | 4.79B | 43 | MNT | Mantle |
| 2 |  |
 |
+4% | 97490.4 | 6.37B | 9970 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+4% | 94% | 97609.4 | 2.05T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 4 |  |
 |
+4% | 97213.7 | 14.2B | 9967 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+4% | 89% | 89.65 | 7.53B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 6 |  |
 |
+1% | 71% | 26.49 | 5.58B | 29 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 7 |  |
 |
+1% | 241.87 | 142B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+1% | 8.56 | 8.43B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+1% | 87% | 1532.39 | 1.54B | 68 | MKR | Maker |
| 10 |  |
 |
+1% | 161.46 | 2.98B | 37 | XMR | Monero | |
| 11 |  |
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+1% | 56% | 1.12 | 112B | 6 | XRP | XRP |
| 12 |  |
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4.46 | 8.73B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 13 |  |
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59% | 0.24 | 12B | 20 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 14 |  |
 |
3135.16 | 30.7B | 9965 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
3135.23 | 378B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
44.12 | 13.2B | 42 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 24 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
1 | 496M | 133 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
1 | 37.7B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
1 | 132B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
5.45 | 27.9B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
1 | 68.3M | 530 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
0.2 | 17.3B | 9966 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
0.2 | 17.1B | 10 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
81% | 87.12 | 1.3B | 74 | QNT | Quant | |
| 26 |  |
 |
609.87 | 87.8B | 5 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.69 | 6.94B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.12 | 6.12B | 10051 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR |
The crypto market is like a high-stakes poker game where everyone’s bluffing and nobody knows what they’re doing. Except for Saylor, who just keeps buying BTC like it’s on sale. So, is crypto the future? Or are we all just waiting for the rug to be pulled? Stay tuned, folks. It’s gonna be a wild ride.