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2024-11-21 BTCs Back Alts in Shackles?

Bitcoin blasts past $94k while Ethereum stares into the abyss of a 4-year low against the king. Is it altcoin Armageddon or just another Tuesday?

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $97645.77: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • King BTC is flexing, leaving ETH in the dust. It’s like watching a pro wrestler body slam a toddler. Brutal, but kinda funny. Remember, MSTR guy might be onto something…or maybe he just likes tomato seeds…
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.38: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Doge, the OG meme coin, is down, but don’t count it out. This pup’s got more lives than a reality TV star’s career. Buy the dip, or maybe just buy a Target gift card… they’re probably on sale now.
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $3133.72: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum is like that friend who always says they’re going to the gym but never actually goes. Lots of potential, but always underperforming. Maybe it’s time for an intervention?
  • BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
    • $517.95: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BCH is quietly pumping while everyone’s watching the BTC-ETH drama. It’s like the understudy who finally gets their moment in the spotlight. Break a leg, BCH!
  • LTC (Litecoin)
    • $89.38: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Litecoin is hanging in there, like a middle manager clinging to their job title. Not flashy, but reliable… mostly. Perfect for buying those essentials at Target… if you dare to enter.

Remember that time you bought MSTR at 16k and are now up 3110%? This guy does. While Bitcoin enjoys a champagne supernova, Ethereum’s doing the limbo under a very low bar. Turns out, Wall Street’s playing favorites. BTC is their golden child, leaving ETH in the time-out corner. So, while grandpa Bitcoin’s adding another Lambo to the garage, ETH’s trading paint with the scooters. Meanwhile, Target’s stock is tanking faster than… well, faster than ETH against Bitcoin. Time to swap your bullseye for a Bitcoin, maybe?


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +16% 94% 517.95 10.9B 14 BCH Bitcoin Cash
1 +4% 54% 0.77 4.8B 43 MNT Mantle
2 +4% 94% 97645.8 2.05T 1 BTC Bitcoin
3 +4% 97522.2 6.37B 9970 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
4 +4% 97258.6 14.2B 9967 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
5 +4% 89% 89.38 7.51B 21 LTC Litecoin
6 +2% 71% 26.56 5.6B 29 ETC Ethereum Classic
7 +1% 242.35 143B 4 SOL Solana
8 +1% 87% 1532.15 1.54B 68 MKR Maker
9 +1% 161.57 2.98B 37 XMR Monero
10 +1% 8.56 8.43B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
11 4.46 8.73B 41 FIL Filecoin
12 3134.14 30.7B 9965 stETH Lido Staked ETH
13 3133.72 377B 2 ETH Ethereum
14 56% 1.12 112B 6 XRP XRP
15 44.11 13.2B 42 OKB OKB
16 1 5.37B 24 DAI Dai
17 1 496M 133 TUSD TrueUSD
18 1 37.7B 8 USDC USDC
19 1 132B 3 USDT Tether USDt
20 1 68.3M 529 BUSD BUSD
21 5.43 27.8B 12 TON Toncoin
22 0.2 17.3B 9966 WTRX Wrapped TRON
23 81% 87.32 1.3B 74 QNT Quant
24 0.2 17.1B 10 TRX TRON
25 59% 0.24 12B 20 XLM Stellar
26 609.31 87.7B 5 BNB BNB
27 -1% 0.69 6.93B 39 ARB Arbitrum
28 -2% 0.38 56.4B 7 DOGE Dogecoin

The crypto market is a chaotic playground where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “HODL.” But hey, at least it’s never boring, right? So buckle up, buttercup, because this rollercoaster’s just getting started. Remember, don’t invest more than you can afford to lose at Target.

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