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2024-11-21: Bulls Gone Wild Crypto Rodeo in 1B Corral

Hold onto your hats, folks! The crypto market's a bucking bronco today, and some coins are getting thrown right off the ranch.

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $97654.58: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • King Bitcoin’s flexing those $94k+ muscles. Target who? Even with Ethereum crying in the corner, BTC is strutting like it owns the whole damn farm. Just remember, pride comes before a fall (or a dip, in crypto terms).
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $3134.78: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Poor Ethereum, getting its butt kicked by big brother Bitcoin. Don’t worry, ETH, sometimes it’s good to be the underdog. Just ask Rocky (or any WSB regard who’s ever bought the dip).
  • LTC (Litecoin)
    • $89.44: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Litecoin’s chilling, up 4% in 24 hours. Not exactly setting the world on fire, but hey, slow and steady wins the race, right? Unless you’re in a Lamborghini, then speed is key.

While Target’s stock is tanking faster than a lead balloon (sorry, Target shoppers, but your $500 monthly hauls aren’t helping), Bitcoin’s breaking above $94k! Coincidence? I think not. Looks like someone’s taking their Target savings and YOLOing it into crypto. Even Ethereum’s hitting a 4-year low against Bitcoin – talk about sibling rivalry gone wrong. Meanwhile, MicroStrategy’s doubling down on Bitcoin like a degen at a blackjack table. Is Saylor a genius or just another regard? Place your bets, folks!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +16% 94% 518.83 10.9B 14 BCH Bitcoin Cash
1 +4% 97515.7 6.37B 9970 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
2 +4% 94% 97654.6 2.05T 1 BTC Bitcoin
3 +4% 54% 0.77 4.79B 43 MNT Mantle
4 +4% 97243.6 14.2B 9967 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
5 +4% 89% 89.44 7.51B 21 LTC Litecoin
6 +1% 71% 26.53 5.59B 29 ETC Ethereum Classic
7 +1% 242.3 143B 4 SOL Solana
8 +1% 87% 1531.67 1.54B 68 MKR Maker
9 +1% 161.55 2.98B 37 XMR Monero
10 +1% 8.56 8.43B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
11 56% 1.12 112B 6 XRP XRP
12 4.46 8.74B 41 FIL Filecoin
13 3134.78 378B 2 ETH Ethereum
14 3132.89 30.7B 9965 stETH Lido Staked ETH
15 59% 0.24 12B 20 XLM Stellar
16 44.12 13.2B 42 OKB OKB
17 1 496M 133 TUSD TrueUSD
18 1 5.36B 24 DAI Dai
19 1 37.7B 8 USDC USDC
20 1 132B 3 USDT Tether USDt
21 5.44 27.8B 12 TON Toncoin
22 1 68.3M 529 BUSD BUSD
23 0.2 17.3B 9966 WTRX Wrapped TRON
24 0.2 17.1B 10 TRX TRON
25 81% 87.19 1.3B 74 QNT Quant
26 609.37 87.8B 5 BNB BNB
27 -1% 0.69 6.93B 39 ARB Arbitrum
28 -2% 0.38 56.3B 7 DOGE Dogecoin

The crypto market’s a chaotic playground right now, full of winners, losers, and those just trying to keep their lunch down (looking at you, ETH). So, buckle up, buttercup, because this ride ain’t over yet. Maybe invest in some Dramamine, or better yet, just buy more DOGE. After all, what could go wrong? (Famous last words, right?)

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