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2024-11-21: Crypto Carnage

Buckle up, buttercup. Today's crypto market is wilder than a rodeo clown on a pogo stick. We're diving into the coins making waves (and the ones drowning).

  • RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
    • $96605.41: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • RBTC: Price so high, it needs its own zip code. Clearly, someone’s been adding extra zeroes to their portfolio. Is it Bitcoin’s cousin, or its doppelganger? Time will tell..
  • KDA (Kadena)
    • $0.66: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • KDA, the silent assassin of the crypto world. Raising millions at 0% interest? That’s like finding a money tree in your backyard while Target is having a meltdown. Genius!
  • OM (MANTRA)
    • $3.52: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • OM. Down 11%? More like “Oh My, what happened to my investment?”. Time to meditate on your losses and hope for a rebound.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $35.22: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI: The name sounds like a rejected Harry Potter spell, but the 100% circulating supply? Risky business, my friend. Risky business.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • BONK. The name says it all. Down 5%? More like slipping into a crypto coma. At least the name is accurate.

While Target shoppers are busy fighting over discounted deodorants and wondering why their “premium” store suddenly looks like a clearance aisle, Kadena (KDA) is quietly raising $658 million to fuel its crypto dreams. Not a bad day at the office. While everyone else is worried about inflation, KDA is busy playing Monopoly with everyone else’s money.

Also, let’s not forget MicroStrategy’s fearless leader, Michael Saylor, doubling down on Bitcoin. He’s like a crypto-casanova, whispering sweet nothings to BTC while simultaneously maxing out his credit cards. The audacity!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +4% 96605.4 2.03T 10012 RBTC Rootstock Smart Bitcoin
1 -11% 3.52 6.29B 35 OM MANTRA
2 3307.08 5.52B 9972 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
3 -5% 80% 0 4.76B 30 BONK Bonk
4 -7% 89% 1.21 3.3B 38 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
5 +2% 5.65 3.14B 59 RAY Raydium
6 +4% 8% 2.24 2.24B 282 MRS Metars Genesis
7 +1% 1.3 2.14B 529 MCT Metacraft
8 -5% 22% 1.98 1.98B 146 ARKM Arkham
9 +2% 1% 1.97 1.97B 897 DFG Defigram
10 -4% 43% 0.91 1.92B 98 CORE Core
11 18.81 1.88B 6267 VERI Veritaseum
12 0.14 1.39B 1403 CBG Chainbing
13 -1% 1.38 1.38B 131 RON Ronin
14 +1% 298.89 1.28B 9983 MSOL Marinade Staked SOL
15 -3% 4.86 1.26B 102 PENDLE Pendle
16 -3% 1.23 1.23B 121 SUPER SuperVerse
17 +4% 8% 1.17 1.17B 428 COL Clash of Lilliput
18 -7% 98% 0.02 979M 85 JASMY JasmyCoin
19 -5% 0.78 893M 90 AIOZ AIOZ Network
20 -6% 38% 0.42 843M 176 ID SPACE ID
21 -5% 0.69 808M 123 AXL Axelar
22 -9% 8.3 801M 140 DEXE DeXe
23 -5% 100% 35.22 740M 108 ORDI ORDI
24 -4% 53% 0.01 730M 153 RSR Reserve Rights
25 +2% 24% 0.36 713M 296 WMTX World Mobile Token
26 -6% 29% 0.66 658M 270 KDA Kadena
27 -4% 0.64 640M 221 TRIBE Tribe
28 -3% 0.01 579M 125 CKB Nervos Network

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market, where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “HODL.” One day you’re king of the hill, the next you’re wondering why you bought Bonk. Don’t worry, it’s only money. Right?

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