- ANT (Aragon)
- $2.35: ⭐⭐⭐
- ANT, down 20% in 24 hours, proving that decentralized governance isn’t immune to gravity. Maybe they should’ve voted to defy physics?
- VR (Victoria VR)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- VR, ironically, offers a more appealing reality than this market. Up 27% over 7 days, a beacon of hope in a sea of red. Perhaps investors are seeking solace in the metaverse?
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- Bonk, living up to its name. It’s down 15% in 24 hours, possibly due to too much head-butting against market realities.
- ZEN (Horizen)
- $8.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Zen, because you’ll need it to cope with this market. Down 10% in 24 hours, but still relatively stable. Maybe meditation is the key to crypto survival?
- JASMY (JasmyCoin)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- JasmyCoin, not so jazzy today. Down 9% and struggling to find its rhythm. Is this the end of the ‘Internet of Things’ dream, or just a temporary power outage?
While Target shoppers grapple with inflated prices for “premium” toilet paper, the crypto market is having its own Target moment, with a 20% plunge for some coins. MicroStrategy, meanwhile, is doubling down on Bitcoin, snatching up $2.6 billion more. Is Saylor playing 4D chess while the rest of us are stuck with Target’s checkers? Let’s dive into the dumpster fire and see what treasures we can salvage.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+13% | 21% | 0 | 33.8M | 1279 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 1 |  |
 |
-20% | 2.35 | 102M | 428 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-20% | 31% | 0.01 | 162M | 599 | VR | Victoria VR |
| 3 |  |
 |
-19% | 33% | 1.01 | 121M | 662 | SD | Stader |
| 4 |  |
 |
-19% | 0 | 93.5K | 2500 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-15% | 80% | 0 | 4.46B | 32 | BONK | Bonk |
| 6 |  |
 |
-15% | 99% | 0.03 | 51.4M | 594 | NCT | PolySwarm |
| 7 |  |
 |
-17% | 17% | 0.11 | 30.6M | 1341 | KILT | KILT Protocol |
| 8 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.01 | 13.6M | 1011 | TSUKA | Dejitaru Tsuka | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.82 | 411M | 168 | TRAC | OriginTrail | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-13% | 100% | 0.11 | 108M | 388 | RIF | Rootstock Infrastructure Framework |
| 11 |  |
 |
-14% | 86% | 0.15 | 75.1M | 532 | LTO | LTO Network |
| 12 |  |
 |
-11% | 78% | 0.45 | 113M | 450 | SYN | Synapse |
| 13 |  |
 |
-12% | 39% | 0 | 43.4M | 940 | TARA | Taraxa |
| 14 |  |
 |
-11% | 79% | 1.44 | 14.4M | 1079 | BOND | BarnBridge |
| 15 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.15 | 18.5M | 914 | SOUL | Phantasma | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-10% | 99% | 0 | 1.5M | 1765 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 17 |  |
 |
-10% | 74% | 8.17 | 172M | 343 | ZEN | Horizen |
| 18 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.01 | 660K | 2030 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-10% | 96% | 0.01 | 110M | 392 | XYO | XYO |
| 20 |  |
 |
-9% | 48% | 0.11 | 108M | 590 | FORT | Forta |
| 21 |  |
 |
-9% | 0 | 47.5M | 949 | RLY | Rally | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-9% | 1.35 | 135M | 4449 | LYXe | LUKSO [Old] | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-9% | 88% | 0.07 | 14.5M | 1032 | BCD | Bitcoin Diamond |
| 24 |  |
 |
-9% | 66% | 0.2 | 102M | 522 | GODS | Gods Unchained |
| 25 |  |
 |
-9% | 22.58 | 13.7M | 1118 | KWENTA | Kwenta | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-9% | 98% | 0.02 | 979M | 82 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 27 |  |
 |
-9% | 95% | 0.75 | 7.53M | 1237 | UNFI | Unifi Protocol DAO |
| 28 |  |
 |
-9% | 57% | 0 | 4.86M | 1575 | EPX | Ellipsis |
So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto bloodbath. But remember, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger…or poorer. Either way, it’s been a wild ride. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy some Bitcoin with my wife’s Target credit card before she maxes it out again.