- RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
- $96541.47: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- RBTC, priced at a staggering $96,541.47, is proof that ‘smart’ doesn’t always equate to ‘cheap’. Someone’s either a genius or has more money than sense. Maybe both? Reminds me of the MSTR guy buying all that Bitcoin… diamond hands or regarded, time will tell.
- KDA (Kadena)
- $0.66: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Kadena, the calm in the crypto storm. While everyone else is losing their digital shirts, KDA is chilling like a villain in a Bond movie, down a mere 6% It’s like a Target stock but makes way fewer wife mad.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- With a name like BONK, you’d expect explosive growth, not a price that’s flatter than a pancake. Even my wife’s Target addiction is more exciting than this.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $35.20: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI is doing relatively okay, down just 5%. Not quite a Lamborghini, but hey, at least it’s not a BONK.
- FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
- $1.20: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Artificial Superintelligence Alliance… sounds impressive, right? Too bad the price action is more artificial stupidity than superintelligence. It’s down 8%, making investors feel like they’re stuck in a Target checkout line with a coupon that expired yesterday.
While Target’s shares are circling the drain faster than a Bitcoin in a bear market (down 20%!), some crypto coins are giving even Target a run for their money in the ‘who can lose the most value’ competition. Kadena (KDA), despite the market mayhem, is holding relatively steady, like that one stoic shopper who refuses to panic-buy toilet paper during an apocalypse. Let’s see how these cryptos compare to Saylor buying $2.6B in BTC with 0.0% interest! WallStreetBets goes wild!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+4% | 96541.5 | 2.03T | 10011 | RBTC | Rootstock Smart Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-10% | 3.51 | 6.27B | 35 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 2 |  |
 |
3294.33 | 5.5B | 9972 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
-6% | 80% | 0 | 4.72B | 30 | BONK | Bonk |
| 4 |  |
 |
-8% | 89% | 1.2 | 3.27B | 38 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 5 |  |
 |
+2% | 5.68 | 3.15B | 59 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+4% | 8% | 2.24 | 2.24B | 282 | MRS | Metars Genesis |
| 7 |  |
 |
+1% | 1.3 | 2.14B | 528 | MCT | Metacraft | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-5% | 22% | 1.98 | 1.98B | 146 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 9 |  |
 |
+3% | 1% | 1.97 | 1.97B | 898 | DFG | Defigram |
| 10 |  |
 |
-4% | 43% | 0.91 | 1.91B | 98 | CORE | Core |
| 11 |  |
 |
18.79 | 1.88B | 6265 | VERI | Veritaseum | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.14 | 1.39B | 1403 | CBG | Chainbing | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 1.38 | 1.38B | 131 | RON | Ronin | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 298.91 | 1.28B | 9982 | MSOL | Marinade Staked SOL | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-3% | 4.87 | 1.26B | 101 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-4% | 1.22 | 1.22B | 121 | SUPER | SuperVerse | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+4% | 8% | 1.17 | 1.17B | 429 | COL | Clash of Lilliput |
| 18 |  |
 |
-8% | 98% | 0.02 | 973M | 85 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 19 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.79 | 897M | 90 | AIOZ | AIOZ Network | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-6% | 38% | 0.42 | 841M | 176 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 21 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.68 | 805M | 123 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-9% | 8.3 | 801M | 140 | DEXE | DeXe | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-5% | 100% | 35.2 | 739M | 107 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 24 |  |
 |
-5% | 53% | 0.01 | 728M | 153 | RSR | Reserve Rights |
| 25 |  |
 |
+2% | 24% | 0.36 | 714M | 297 | WMTX | World Mobile Token |
| 26 |  |
 |
-6% | 29% | 0.66 | 656M | 270 | KDA | Kadena |
| 27 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.64 | 640M | 221 | TRIBE | Tribe | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+4% | 4% | 0.58 | 575M | 852 | SN | SpaceN |
So, the crypto market is basically a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. Some coins are making investors richer than Saylor, while others are leaving them with less than a Target employee after a Black Friday shift. Just another day in the wild west of digital currencies. Don’t forget to check your portfolio… and maybe your wife’s Target receipts.