- RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
- $96491.26: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- RBTC, flexing harder than a bodybuilder in a mirror selfie with that price tag. But remember, even Bitcoin had its awkward teenage years. Is this a diamond in the rough, or just a lump of digital coal waiting to implode? Place your bets, gamblers!
- KDA (Kadena)
- $0.66: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- KDA, the steady Eddie of the crypto-sphere. Not exactly setting the world on fire, but hey, at least it’s not burning a hole in your digital wallet. Could this be the dark horse of the crypto race? Or is it destined to be just another also-ran? Intriguing…almost as intriguing as why Target can’t seem to keep its shelves stocked. (Someone check if they’re accepting Bitcoin yet.)
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $35.55: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI. Is this a typo, or a cryptocurrency? It’s not quite as flashy as RBTC, but it’s also not as snooze-worthy as KDA. The middle child of the crypto family, perhaps? One thing’s for sure: it’s not as disappointing as Target’s latest earnings report.
- JASMY (JasmyCoin)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, JasmyCoin. A name that evokes images of a shady back alley deal. Is it destined for greatness, or to become the next forgotten meme coin? Time will tell, but for now, it’s about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler during an earthquake.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BONK. With a name like that, you’d think it would be exploding (in a good way). Sadly, this coin is about as exciting as watching paint dry. Unless you’re a fan of staring at your portfolio slowly depreciate, maybe give this one a miss.
Amidst the chaos, Kadena (KDA) emerges as a beacon of hope (or perhaps a deceptive mirage?) in a sea of uncertainty. While Target’s stock takes a nosedive (thanks, holiday shoppers!), KDA appears to be holding its own. Is this a sign of a decoupling crypto market, or just a temporary reprieve before the inevitable rug pull? Only time will tell…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+4% | 96491.3 | 2.03T | 10011 | RBTC | Rootstock Smart Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-12% | 3.51 | 6.27B | 35 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 2 |  |
 |
3306.16 | 5.52B | 9971 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
-5% | 80% | 0 | 4.75B | 30 | BONK | Bonk |
| 4 |  |
 |
-7% | 89% | 1.21 | 3.3B | 38 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 5 |  |
 |
+3% | 5.72 | 3.17B | 59 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+4% | 8% | 2.24 | 2.24B | 281 | MRS | Metars Genesis |
| 7 |  |
 |
+1% | 1.3 | 2.14B | 528 | MCT | Metacraft | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-4% | 22% | 1.99 | 1.99B | 146 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 9 |  |
 |
+4% | 1% | 1.97 | 1.97B | 900 | DFG | Defigram |
| 10 |  |
 |
-4% | 43% | 0.92 | 1.92B | 98 | CORE | Core |
| 11 |  |
 |
18.8 | 1.88B | 6264 | VERI | Veritaseum | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
1.39 | 1.39B | 131 | RON | Ronin | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.14 | 1.39B | 1404 | CBG | Chainbing | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 298.67 | 1.28B | 9982 | MSOL | Marinade Staked SOL | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-3% | 4.9 | 1.27B | 101 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-3% | 1.23 | 1.23B | 121 | SUPER | SuperVerse | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+4% | 8% | 1.17 | 1.17B | 428 | COL | Clash of Lilliput |
| 18 |  |
 |
-8% | 98% | 0.02 | 980M | 85 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 19 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.79 | 898M | 90 | AIOZ | AIOZ Network | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-5% | 38% | 0.42 | 848M | 174 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 21 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.69 | 813M | 123 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-9% | 8.32 | 803M | 140 | DEXE | DeXe | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-5% | 100% | 35.55 | 746M | 107 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 24 |  |
 |
-4% | 53% | 0.01 | 732M | 153 | RSR | Reserve Rights |
| 25 |  |
 |
+1% | 24% | 0.36 | 713M | 297 | WMTX | World Mobile Token |
| 26 |  |
 |
-5% | 29% | 0.66 | 660M | 270 | KDA | Kadena |
| 27 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.64 | 639M | 221 | TRIBE | Tribe | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.01 | 578M | 125 | CKB | Nervos Network |
So, there you have it, folks: a snapshot of the crypto market in all its glorious absurdity. Is it a bubble? A revolution? A giant Ponzi scheme orchestrated by lizard people? Probably a little bit of all three. Buckle up, buttercup, because this wild ride is far from over. Just remember, in the world of crypto, today’s fortune can be tomorrow’s meme. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy some discounted Target merch before it all gets locked up.