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2024-11-21: Crypto Mania Fully Diluted Market Cap Showdown

Hold onto your hats, folks! The crypto rollercoaster is in full swing, with market caps soaring (and plummeting) like a caffeinated squirrel in a trampoline park. Who's up? Who's down? Let's dive into the madness!

  • RBTC (Rootstock Smart Bitcoin)
    • $96679.62: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Rootstock Smart Bitcoin (RBTC): Over $96k? Somebody’s feeling bullish! This ain’t your grandma’s Bitcoin. It’s smart, it’s sassy, and it’s got a market cap bigger than some small countries. But remember, what goes up… can also go sideways. So buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
  • KDA (Kadena)
    • $0.66: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, Kadena. The quiet kid in the back of the crypto classroom. Not making waves, not throwing tantrums, just quietly building its thing. In a market where everyone’s screaming, sometimes a little zen is all you need.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $35.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ordi… because ‘Bitcoin’ was already taken? At $35.11, Ordi seems to be defying gravity while others are face-planting. But with a 5% dip in 24 hours, who knows what tomorrow will bring. This crypto casino is always open!
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bonk. The name says it all. This coin’s price is practically microscopic. You could buy a lifetime supply for the price of a decent cup of coffee… and still have change left over. But hey, at least the name’s memorable, right?

While Target’s stock is taking a nap on the discount rack (down 20%!), apparently some folks are finding 0% interest loans to buy more Bitcoin… I mean, at this point, why even bother with deodorant when you can just HODL, right? Speaking of hodling, one brave soul on WallStreetBets claims a 3110% gain on MSTR. Guess Target isn’t the only place where fortunes are made (or lost). Oh, and Kadena (KDA) - they are just vibing. Steady as she goes, amidst all this chaos.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +4% 96679.6 2.03T 10012 RBTC Rootstock Smart Bitcoin
1 -10% 3.52 6.3B 35 OM MANTRA
2 3306.16 5.52B 9972 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
3 -5% 80% 0 4.74B 30 BONK Bonk
4 -7% 89% 1.21 3.28B 38 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
5 +1% 5.64 3.13B 59 RAY Raydium
6 +4% 8% 2.25 2.25B 282 MRS Metars Genesis
7 +1% 1.3 2.14B 529 MCT Metacraft
8 -5% 22% 1.98 1.98B 146 ARKM Arkham
9 +2% 1% 1.97 1.97B 897 DFG Defigram
10 -4% 43% 0.91 1.91B 98 CORE Core
11 18.81 1.88B 6264 VERI Veritaseum
12 0.14 1.39B 1403 CBG Chainbing
13 -1% 1.38 1.38B 131 RON Ronin
14 +1% 298.81 1.28B 9983 MSOL Marinade Staked SOL
15 -4% 4.85 1.25B 102 PENDLE Pendle
16 -3% 1.22 1.22B 121 SUPER SuperVerse
17 +4% 8% 1.17 1.17B 428 COL Clash of Lilliput
18 -7% 98% 0.02 978M 84 JASMY JasmyCoin
19 -5% 0.78 892M 90 AIOZ AIOZ Network
20 -6% 38% 0.42 842M 176 ID SPACE ID
21 -5% 0.68 807M 123 AXL Axelar
22 -9% 8.29 800M 141 DEXE DeXe
23 -5% 100% 35.11 737M 107 ORDI ORDI
24 -4% 53% 0.01 728M 153 RSR Reserve Rights
25 +3% 24% 0.36 714M 295 WMTX World Mobile Token
26 -6% 29% 0.66 656M 270 KDA Kadena
27 -4% 0.64 640M 221 TRIBE Tribe
28 +4% 4% 0.58 576M 852 SN SpaceN

So there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto drama. Some are winning, some are losing, and some are just… bonking. Remember, in the crypto wild west, fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “fully diluted market cap.” Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go buy a lottery ticket. Seems like a safer investment at this point.

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