- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $97073.46: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s to the moon, Alice! While Ethereum’s sobbing in the corner, Bitcoin just casually broke $94k. Some dude on Reddit made 3110% on MSTR because of it. I’m not crying, you’re crying.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3139.33: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum’s on a one-way trip to Sadville. Down against Bitcoin? Check. Four-year low? Check. My grandma’s dentures have more bounce than this coin.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $14.63: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s chilling, not exactly making headlines, but holding its own. Like that reliable friend who always brings snacks to the party, even when the party’s a bit lame.
- NVDA (Nvidia)
- $Not Available: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Not in the dataset, but needs a shoutout! Nvidia’s printing money faster than the Fed. AI is the new black, and Nvidia’s the fashion designer raking in the cash. Move over, leather jackets, it’s all about silicon chips now!
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $524.05: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin Cash, the forgotten stepchild of Bitcoin. It’s up 19%, but nobody cares. It’s like winning a participation trophy – congrats, you tried.
Remember that time Target’s stock tanked 20% because everyone’s broke but pretending they’re not? Kind of feels like Ethereum right now, hitting a 4-year low against Bitcoin while BTC busts through $94k. Meanwhile, MicroStrategy’s still out there, casually raising $2.6 BILLION at 0% interest to buy more Bitcoin. Are they geniuses or just gloriously insane? The world may never know. Speaking of insane, Nvidia’s revenue nearly DOUBLED, but like a spoiled rich kid, it still wants more. Clearly, AI stands for “Always Increasing”… profits, that is.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+4% | 94% | 97073.5 | 2.04T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
3139.33 | 378B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
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+2% | 241.66 | 142B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 3 |  |
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1 | 132B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
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+2% | 56% | 1.11 | 111B | 6 | XRP | XRP |
| 5 |  |
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612.23 | 88.2B | 5 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.38 | 56.5B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
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1 | 37.9B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
77% | 0.78 | 35.2B | 9 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 9 |  |
 |
3137.61 | 30.7B | 9960 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 10 |  |
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5.48 | 28B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
0.2 | 17.3B | 9961 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 12 |  |
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0.2 | 17.1B | 10 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
57% | 34.2 | 24.5B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 14.63 | 14.6B | 16 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 15 |  |
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+4% | 96871.6 | 14.2B | 9962 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 16 |  |
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-1% | 0 | 14.2B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 17 |  |
 |
44.38 | 13.3B | 42 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 11.62 | 13.1B | 23 | APT | Aptos | |
| 19 |  |
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+2% | 59% | 0.24 | 12B | 20 | XLM | Stellar |
| 20 |  |
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+19% | 94% | 524.05 | 11B | 14 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 21 |  |
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-2% | 8.86 | 8.86B | 25 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 22 |  |
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+3% | 4.48 | 8.79B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 5.69 | 8.66B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
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8.5 | 8.37B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 25 |  |
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+5% | 89% | 90.1 | 7.57B | 21 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 26 |  |
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-1% | 29% | 1.72 | 7.37B | 50 | OP | Optimism |
| 27 |  |
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+3% | 0.7 | 7.03B | 40 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 28 |  |
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-2% | 5.49 | 6.7B | 22 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol |
So, the crypto market’s a wild west show, with winners, losers, and a whole lot of drama. Is it a bubble? Maybe. Is it entertaining? Absolutely. Stay tuned, folks, because this circus is just getting started. Remember, kids, don’t invest more than you can afford to lose. Or are willing to watch burn in a dumpster fire. Because, let’s be real, that’s always a possibility.