- ORDI (ORDI)
- $35.53: āāāāāāā
- This ain’t your grandma’s Bitcoin. ORDI is up there flexing like it just won a ‘Most Likely to Moon’ award, while its brethren, HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu, is busy trying to remember its own name.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.01: āāāāāā
- Arkham, rising like a phoenix from the ashes of… well, yesterday’s dip. Still, it’s got a long way to go before it buys the whole asylum.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.2: āāā
- Someone get this coin a nap. It’s down, but hey, with a name like that, it’s already won the internet. Also, it appears to be a distant, identity-confused relative of actual Bitcoin. Awkward family reunion?
- LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
- $0.0: āā
- Milady, bless her heart, is taking a nap in the dumpster behind the crypto casino. It’s what happens when meme magic wears off.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.0: āāāā
- Bonk! It’s the sound of this coin hitting the pavement. It might be down, but it’s still in the top 30. That’s like getting a participation trophy for losing your life savings.
Looks like someone’s wife needs a Target intervention! While Target’s stock takes a dive faster than a Bitcoin in a bear market (down 20%!), Michael Saylor is out here playing crypto-king, borrowing billions at 0% interest to fuel his Bitcoin obsession. One guy on Reddit turned $16k into enough to buy a Target franchise (3110% gains on MSTR). Meanwhile, Ethereum is staring at Bitcoin like its date to the prom, wondering if its four-year low is the ultimate rejection. But hey, who cares about all that real-world mumbo jumbo when you can watch the HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (BITCOIN) and the Milady Meme Coin (LADYS) go head-to-head?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+1% | 22% | 2.01 | 2.01B | 144 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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+7% | 0.06 | 6.47M | 1282 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
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-2% | 100% | 7 | 7M | 1248 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
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+9% | 50% | 0.63 | 62.8M | 754 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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-5% | 29% | 0.42 | 421M | 357 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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+1% | 63% | 0 | 15M | 1130 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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+1% | 96% | 0 | 231M | 247 | SNEK | Snek |
| 7 |  |
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-4% | 0.2 | 196M | 269 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | |
| 8 |  |
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-4% | 100% | 35.53 | 746M | 107 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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-8% | 82% | 0 | 90.9M | 503 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
3291.61 | 5.5B | 9962 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 11 |  |
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-2% | 33% | 0.49 | 492M | 305 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
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-5% | 0 | 69.2M | 554 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
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-1% | 0 | 67.5K | 2588 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
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-3% | 0.17 | 513M | 292 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
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+1% | 0.01 | 131M | 368 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
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0.15 | 153M | 955 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
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0.03 | 26.9M | 820 | NXRA | Nexera | ||
| 18 |  |
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-9% | 0.08 | 8.42M | 1192 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
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+3% | 4% | 0 | 31.1M | 1790 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
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77% | 0.01 | 5.7M | 1418 | IMGNAI | imgnAI | |
| 21 |  |
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-2% | 43% | 0.92 | 1.94B | 96 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
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-6% | 32% | 0.01 | 100M | 750 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 23 |  |
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+1% | 27% | 0 | 47.1M | 1028 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
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-5% | 86% | 0.11 | 109M | 429 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
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-8% | 0.01 | 6.92M | 1737 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
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+2% | 0.01 | 902K | 1935 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
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-5% | 80% | 0 | 4.87B | 30 | BONK | Bonk |
| 28 |  |
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-2% | 57% | 0 | 19.4M | 1083 | RXD | Radiant |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market, a land of opportunity where dreams are made and fortunes are lost faster than you can say ‘HODL.’ But remember, kids, don’t invest what you can’t afford to flush down a golden toilet. Because in this game, today’s king is tomorrow’s court jester. š -> š¤”