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2024-11-22 10M Cryptos: Bulls Bears and Bag Holders

Crypto carnage or cosmic boom? Dive into the absurdity of today's 10M crypto market. It's wilder than a Saylor-Musk Twitter feud.

  • RFR (Refereum)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • RFR up 82% in 24hrs! Next stop, the moon? More like next stop, the dumpster behind Wendy’s if you ask WSB. Seriously, 82% on a coin ranked 2441? That’s like winning the lottery and only getting a coupon for a free taco.
  • SOLO (Sologenic)
    • $0.44: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • SOLO’s doing a respectable 56% jump, reminding us that sometimes, even in the crypto casino, the house doesn’t always win. But with 99% circulating supply, this party could end faster than a Citron short squeeze.
  • MULTI (Multichain)
    • $0.41: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Up 42% in 24hrs! Is it magic or manipulation? With only 14% circulating supply, this one’s as volatile as a WSB mod’s mood swings.
  • BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu)
    • $0.24: ⭐
    • With a name like that, this is less a cryptocurrency and more a cry for help. 22% pump? My guess is rug pull prep. Seriously kids. Bitcoin can buy a car, and some just did. This? Not enough for bus fare.
  • SNEK (Snek)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • SNEK slithered its way to a 22% gain. Congrats, you’re now the proud owner of more imaginary internet funny money! At least it has a better name than ‘HarryPotterObamaSonic…’

Remember that dude who sold 0.16 BTC to pay off his car? Genius or regard? Well, today’s 10M crypto movers might make that look like a masterstroke. MSTR stock took a dive, Bitcoin flirts with $100k, and someone just lost their life savings thanks to WSB. Is this a market or a meme factory? You decide.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +82% 0 143K 2441 RFR Refereum
1 +56% 99% 0.44 174M 308 SOLO Sologenic
2 +46% 0 37.4M 711 FUN FUNToken
3 +42% 14% 0.41 41.5M 1347 MULTI Multichain
4 +36% 75% 0.47 142M 418 CTXC Cortex
5 +31% 0 57.3K 2592 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
6 +29% 0.03 37.2M 714 MNGO Mango
7 +25% 89% 0.04 3.5M 1560 WTC Waltonchain
8 +25% 0.01 62.1M 607 TROY TROY
9 +24% 91% 0 309M 237 TEL Telcoin
10 +24% 3.03 131M 360 ANT Aragon
11 +22% 0.24 241M 250 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
12 +22% 96% 0 280M 242 SNEK Snek
13 +21% 0.15 41.2M 869 NWC Numerico
14 +21% 0.27 3.35M 1536 RGT Rari Governance Token
15 +20% 31% 0.01 194M 570 VR Victoria VR
16 +19% 0.01 6.83M 1403 SOLVE SOLVE
17 +19% 44% 24.57 246M 412 MPL Maple
18 +18% 96% 0.02 22.9M 877 SQGROW SquidGrow
19 +17% 17% 0.12 36.1M 1319 KILT KILT Protocol
20 +17% 86% 0.13 128M 407 0x0 0x0.ai
21 +17% 97% 0.01 1.39M 1816 WAIT Hourglass
22 +16% 0.04 127M 653 MIN Minswap
23 +16% 65% 0 2.33M 1773 RFOX RFOX
24 +15% 0.01 14.6M 1047 MDX Mdex
25 +15% 0.13 132M 373 KEEP Keep Network
26 +15% 20.4 242M 252 SSV ssv.network
27 +14% 68% 0.1 245M 314 VANRY Vanar Chain
28 +14% 12% 0.12 116M 1025 ALT Alitas

So, is the crypto market a brilliant investment opportunity or a collective delusion? The data’s in, but the answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind…along with the life savings of that WSB gambler. Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll be back for more. Degens gonna degen.

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