- DAWN (Dawn Protocol)
- $0.0: ⭐
- Down 79% in a week? Ouch! Dawn Protocol sounds like a New Age self-help group, not a cryptocurrency. This one’s about as appealing as a week-old burrito. Probably best to avoid, unless you like losing money.
- DGB (DigiByte)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Hey, at least you’re not DAWN Protocol! Down only 6% in 24 hours? You’re a shining beacon of stability in this chaotic market. Though to be frank DigiByte is like the distant cousin you see at family reunions… you vaguely recognize the name, but have no idea what they do.
- TRIBE (Tribe)
- $0.55: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Lost 15% today, but not bad at $0.55! This is a real coin, we can trade it, which is more than you can say for some. It’s not quite living up to its name – more like a small village at this point.
- ORN (Orion)
- $1.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Orion Protocol, you sneaky devil, lost just 5% in 24 hours with a circulating percentage of 0, what magic trick is this?
BTC just skyrocketed past $98,000! People are selling their cars, quitting jobs, and framing screenshots of their limit orders. MSTR is surfing that Bitcoin wave (or maybe drowning in it, who knows with WSB). One brave soul shorted MSTR for $2.6M - talk about a gamble! Oh, and somebody swapped €100,000 of a sensible ETF for MSTR… facepalm. This market’s wilder than a reality TV dating show.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | -80% | 79% | 0 | 102K | 2541 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol | ||
1 | -52% | 0.01 | 4.75M | 1863 | DG | Decentral Games | |||
2 | -42% | 0.35 | 31.3M | 1539 | FRONT | Frontier | |||
3 | -25% | 0.05 | 47.9M | 660 | POLY | Polymath | |||
4 | -23% | 0.01 | 17.1M | 1072 | OPEN | Open Custody Protocol | |||
5 | -15% | 69% | 0 | 2.78M | 1704 | TAMA | Tamadoge | ||
6 | -15% | 0.55 | 545M | 233 | TRIBE | Tribe | |||
7 | -11% | 0.1 | 99.7M | 431 | CLV | CLV | |||
8 | -11% | 99% | 0 | 332K | 2250 | MARO | Maro | ||
9 | -11% | 90% | 0 | 2.58M | 1642 | BWO | Battle World | ||
10 | -10% | 31% | 0.01 | 178M | 596 | SWEAT | Sweat Economy | ||
11 | -10% | 12% | 0 | 107M | 1055 | DEL | Decimal | ||
12 | -9% | 57% | 0 | 17.6M | 1126 | RXD | Radiant | ||
13 | -9% | 0.05 | 5.8M | 1336 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |||
14 | -8% | 100% | 0.02 | 19.2M | 923 | LWA | LumiWave | ||
15 | -8% | 50% | 0.59 | 59M | 788 | STT | Statter Network | ||
16 | -6% | 0.05 | 50.7M | 629 | DNT | district0x | |||
17 | -7% | 100% | 22.77 | 16.2M | 968 | TIME | Chrono.tech | ||
18 | -7% | 79% | 2.22 | 62.6M | 632 | ELA | Elastos | ||
19 | -6% | 82% | 0.01 | 222M | 294 | DGB | DigiByte | ||
20 | -6% | 0.04 | 3M | 1573 | FSN | Fusion | |||
21 | -5% | 1.25 | 125M | 3061 | ORN | Orion | |||
22 | -6% | 0.04 | 8.61M | 1182 | HUSD | HUSD | |||
23 | -6% | 57% | 0.97 | 194M | 402 | LON | Tokenlon Network Token | ||
24 | -6% | 14% | 0 | 581K | 2540 | PTS | Petals | ||
25 | -6% | 85% | 0 | 41M | 732 | ETN | Electroneum | ||
26 | -5% | 0.01 | 1.92M | 1807 | VTS | Veritise | |||
27 | -5% | 96% | 0.01 | 104M | 429 | XYO | XYO | ||
28 | -5% | 0 | 44.7M | 984 | RLY | Rally |
So, the crypto market’s basically a casino on fire right now. Place your bets, folks, but don’t come crying to me when your portfolio looks like burnt toast. In the immortal words of every financial advisor ever: “Past performance is not indicative of future results.” (But let’s be real, it totally is, right?)