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2024-11-22 Bear Cryptos 10M

Crypto's got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE volatility! Buckle up, buttercup, because this rollercoaster's just getting started.

  • DAWN (Dawn Protocol)
    • $0.0: ⭐
    • Down 79% in a week? Ouch! Dawn Protocol sounds like a New Age self-help group, not a cryptocurrency. This one’s about as appealing as a week-old burrito. Probably best to avoid, unless you like losing money.
  • DGB (DigiByte)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Hey, at least you’re not DAWN Protocol! Down only 6% in 24 hours? You’re a shining beacon of stability in this chaotic market. Though to be frank DigiByte is like the distant cousin you see at family reunions… you vaguely recognize the name, but have no idea what they do.
  • TRIBE (Tribe)
    • $0.55: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Lost 15% today, but not bad at $0.55! This is a real coin, we can trade it, which is more than you can say for some. It’s not quite living up to its name – more like a small village at this point.
  • ORN (Orion)
    • $1.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Orion Protocol, you sneaky devil, lost just 5% in 24 hours with a circulating percentage of 0, what magic trick is this?

BTC just skyrocketed past $98,000! People are selling their cars, quitting jobs, and framing screenshots of their limit orders. MSTR is surfing that Bitcoin wave (or maybe drowning in it, who knows with WSB). One brave soul shorted MSTR for $2.6M - talk about a gamble! Oh, and somebody swapped €100,000 of a sensible ETF for MSTR… facepalm. This market’s wilder than a reality TV dating show.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -80% 79% 0 102K 2541 DAWN Dawn Protocol
1 -52% 0.01 4.75M 1863 DG Decentral Games
2 -42% 0.35 31.3M 1539 FRONT Frontier
3 -25% 0.05 47.9M 660 POLY Polymath
4 -23% 0.01 17.1M 1072 OPEN Open Custody Protocol
5 -15% 69% 0 2.78M 1704 TAMA Tamadoge
6 -15% 0.55 545M 233 TRIBE Tribe
7 -11% 0.1 99.7M 431 CLV CLV
8 -11% 99% 0 332K 2250 MARO Maro
9 -11% 90% 0 2.58M 1642 BWO Battle World
10 -10% 31% 0.01 178M 596 SWEAT Sweat Economy
11 -10% 12% 0 107M 1055 DEL Decimal
12 -9% 57% 0 17.6M 1126 RXD Radiant
13 -9% 0.05 5.8M 1336 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
14 -8% 100% 0.02 19.2M 923 LWA LumiWave
15 -8% 50% 0.59 59M 788 STT Statter Network
16 -6% 0.05 50.7M 629 DNT district0x
17 -7% 100% 22.77 16.2M 968 TIME Chrono.tech
18 -7% 79% 2.22 62.6M 632 ELA Elastos
19 -6% 82% 0.01 222M 294 DGB DigiByte
20 -6% 0.04 3M 1573 FSN Fusion
21 -5% 1.25 125M 3061 ORN Orion
22 -6% 0.04 8.61M 1182 HUSD HUSD
23 -6% 57% 0.97 194M 402 LON Tokenlon Network Token
24 -6% 14% 0 581K 2540 PTS Petals
25 -6% 85% 0 41M 732 ETN Electroneum
26 -5% 0.01 1.92M 1807 VTS Veritise
27 -5% 96% 0.01 104M 429 XYO XYO
28 -5% 0 44.7M 984 RLY Rally

So, the crypto market’s basically a casino on fire right now. Place your bets, folks, but don’t come crying to me when your portfolio looks like burnt toast. In the immortal words of every financial advisor ever: “Past performance is not indicative of future results.” (But let’s be real, it totally is, right?)

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