- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $98610.47: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, Bitcoin, the OG. Despite a minor dip today, it’s still sitting pretty at nearly $100k. Makes that guy’s car payment look like a rounding error. Someone should tell that guy you can buy shares instead of killing yourself, especially since Bitcoin almost hit $100,000 after that massive run today.
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $488.68: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Is Bitcoin Cash even a thing anymore? Down 5% today, just fading further into obscurity. Maybe it’ll go the way of those poor folks’ who YOLOed all their savings on 0DTE SPY calls and now rocking the paper hats at Wendy’s.
- SOL (Solana)
- $258.70: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana, the one-time ‘Ethereum killer’, up 6% today. But hey, at least it’s not in the negatives, unlike that guy’s portfolio on WallStreetBets after their last options gamble went south.
- UNI (Uniswap)
- $9.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Uniswap, the decentralized exchange darling, up a respectable 7% today. But that’s like celebrating a participation trophy when you’re playing against Bitcoin. Even Michael Saylor couldn’t save his $2M car with UNI now, could he?
A dude on WallStreetBets just sold .16 BTC to pay off his car. Now that’s commitment. Or stupidity. The jury’s still out. Maybe he’ll trade his car back for Bitcoin after Citron shorts MicroStrategy which is tanking today after running up over 10% daily recently. Meanwhile, over on r/Bitcoin, someone queued a celebratory purchase at $100K. Genius move, or setting themselves up for a lifetime supply of ramen? Let’s see what the data says.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-5% | 94% | 488.68 | 10.3B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 1 |  |
 |
-1% | 159.9 | 2.95B | 39 | XMR | Monero | |
| 2 |  |
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-1% | 81% | 86.12 | 1.28B | 83 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
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1 | 5.36B | 25 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
1 | 38.3B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 5 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 542 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 6 |  |
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1 | 496M | 139 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
5.49 | 28.1B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 132B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
0.2 | 17.4B | 9983 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 10 |  |
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0.2 | 17.2B | 10 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 11 |  |
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89% | 90.64 | 7.61B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+1% | 94% | 98610.5 | 2.07T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 13 |  |
 |
+1% | 98726.6 | 6.45B | 9987 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 98497.1 | 14.4B | 9985 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.39 | 57.2B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+2% | 8.71 | 8.58B | 20 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+2% | 628.59 | 90.5B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 18 |  |
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+3% | 11.91 | 13.4B | 23 | APT | Aptos | |
| 19 |  |
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+3% | 4.62 | 9.05B | 42 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+3% | 0 | 14.6B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+3% | 45.9 | 13.8B | 43 | OKB | OKB | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+3% | 93% | 0.03 | 2.82B | 45 | VET | VeChain |
| 23 |  |
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+4% | 5.67 | 6.93B | 21 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 24 |  |
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+5% | 15.22 | 15.2B | 16 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 25 |  |
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+6% | 0.46 | 4.6B | 79 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 26 |  |
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+6% | 71% | 28.12 | 5.93B | 29 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 27 |  |
 |
+6% | 258.7 | 152B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+7% | 9.42 | 9.42B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap |
The crypto market today is like a reality TV show — full of drama, bad decisions, and the occasional surprising winner. One thing’s for sure: it’s never boring. So, buckle up, buttercup, because tomorrow’s another day…and another opportunity to lose all your money.