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2024-11-22 Crypto Carnage 1B Market Cap Meltdown

Buckle up, buttercups, because the crypto rollercoaster is about to take a nosedive into the depths of despair. Today, we're dissecting the 1B market cap massacre, where fortunes are forged and incinerated in the blink of an eye. Witness the carnage, marvel at the mayhem, and maybe, just maybe, learn a thing or two about the wild west of digital finance.

  • MSTR (MicroStrategy)
    • $None: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Holy moly, this stock is a rollercoaster! A $2.6M short right before a Citron report? That’s either genius or madness, and honestly, it’s a thin line. MSTR might be tied to Bitcoin, but it’s moving more like a meme stock fueled by rocket emojis and diamond hands.
  • BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
    • $99062.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BTC’s less-cool cousin on the Binance Smart Chain. It’s like the knock-off version of a designer handbag - it looks the part, but lacks the prestige. Still, with BTC on a wild ride, this one might tag along for the rollercoaster.
  • XLM (Stellar)
    • $0.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Stellar Lumens – sounds like a cosmic bath bomb, right? It’s been floating around for a while, promising cross-border payments that are faster than a cheetah on a caffeine high. Will it finally take off, or just keep twinkling in the background?
  • OP (Optimism)
    • $2.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Optimism? More like Opportunism. This layer-2 scaling solution is like adding an express lane to the Ethereum highway – hopefully, it can avoid any rug pulls or gas-guzzling disasters.
  • BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
    • $491.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The forgotten stepchild of Bitcoin. Remember the great hard fork of 2017? Good times. Now, BCH just hangs around like that one friend who peaked in high school.

Hold onto your hats, folks, because the crypto markets are wilder than a WSB YOLO gone wrong. One Redditor sold 0.16 BTC to pay off their car, prompting a debate that’s fiercer than a Bitcoin maximalist versus a shitcoin shiller. Is it financial freedom or a tragic loss of an appreciating asset? Meanwhile, another user bid farewell to WallStreetBets after a series of unfortunate events, proving that sometimes, the best investment is in therapy. But the real drama unfolded with a $2.6M short on MicroStrategy (MSTR) timed perfectly with a Citron Research report. Talk about a power move! Our data dives into the 1B market cap coins, some of which are feeling the heat from this market mayhem.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 68.3M 540 BUSD BUSD
1 1 496M 139 TUSD TrueUSD
2 +8% 1.22 1.22B 78 LDO Lido DAO
3 -1% 81% 86.21 1.28B 83 QNT Quant
4 +10% 87% 1678.83 1.69B 66 MKR Maker
5 +7% 6.63 2.59B 46 ATOM Cosmos
6 +2% 93% 0.03 2.83B 45 VET VeChain
7 160.84 2.97B 39 XMR Monero
8 +4% 0.46 4.6B 80 MATIC Polygon
9 +6% 9.68 5.09B 28 ICP Internet Computer
10 +13% 54% 0.84 5.24B 41 MNT Mantle
11 1 5.37B 25 DAI Dai
12 +8% 0.19 5.75B 26 CRO Cronos
13 +5% 71% 28.18 5.94B 29 ETC Ethereum Classic
14 +2% 99062.4 6.47B 9987 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
15 +5% 76% 0.13 6.53B 27 HBAR Hedera
16 +5% 0.13 6.53B 10068 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
17 +3% 5.73 7B 21 NEAR NEAR Protocol
18 89% 90.2 7.58B 22 LTC Litecoin
19 +12% 0.79 7.93B 37 ARB Arbitrum
20 +3% 8.83 8.7B 20 LEO UNUS SED LEO
21 +23% 29% 2.11 9.07B 44 OP Optimism
22 +3% 4.65 9.11B 42 FIL Filecoin
23 +8% 6.14 9.35B 17 DOT Polkadot
24 +6% 9.41 9.41B 24 UNI Uniswap
25 -5% 94% 491.19 10.3B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
26 +3% 12.02 13.6B 23 APT Aptos
27 +3% 46.05 13.8B 43 OKB OKB
28 +18% 59% 0.28 14.2B 19 XLM Stellar

So, there you have it - the crypto market in all its chaotic glory. It’s a place where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “HODL.” If you’re feeling brave (or reckless), dive right in. But don’t blame us when you’re selling your car to buy more Bitcoin… or vice-versa. After all, in this market, who even knows what’s up or down anymore? Maybe we should all just buy a lottery ticket and call it a day.

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