- MSTR (MicroStrategy)
- $None: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Holy moly, this stock is a rollercoaster! A $2.6M short right before a Citron report? That’s either genius or madness, and honestly, it’s a thin line. MSTR might be tied to Bitcoin, but it’s moving more like a meme stock fueled by rocket emojis and diamond hands.
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $99062.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BTC’s less-cool cousin on the Binance Smart Chain. It’s like the knock-off version of a designer handbag - it looks the part, but lacks the prestige. Still, with BTC on a wild ride, this one might tag along for the rollercoaster.
- XLM (Stellar)
- $0.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Stellar Lumens – sounds like a cosmic bath bomb, right? It’s been floating around for a while, promising cross-border payments that are faster than a cheetah on a caffeine high. Will it finally take off, or just keep twinkling in the background?
- OP (Optimism)
- $2.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Optimism? More like Opportunism. This layer-2 scaling solution is like adding an express lane to the Ethereum highway – hopefully, it can avoid any rug pulls or gas-guzzling disasters.
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $491.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The forgotten stepchild of Bitcoin. Remember the great hard fork of 2017? Good times. Now, BCH just hangs around like that one friend who peaked in high school.
Hold onto your hats, folks, because the crypto markets are wilder than a WSB YOLO gone wrong. One Redditor sold 0.16 BTC to pay off their car, prompting a debate that’s fiercer than a Bitcoin maximalist versus a shitcoin shiller. Is it financial freedom or a tragic loss of an appreciating asset? Meanwhile, another user bid farewell to WallStreetBets after a series of unfortunate events, proving that sometimes, the best investment is in therapy. But the real drama unfolded with a $2.6M short on MicroStrategy (MSTR) timed perfectly with a Citron Research report. Talk about a power move! Our data dives into the 1B market cap coins, some of which are feeling the heat from this market mayhem.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | 1 | 68.3M | 540 | BUSD | BUSD | ||||
1 | 1 | 496M | 139 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||||
2 | +8% | 1.22 | 1.22B | 78 | LDO | Lido DAO | |||
3 | -1% | 81% | 86.21 | 1.28B | 83 | QNT | Quant | ||
4 | +10% | 87% | 1678.83 | 1.69B | 66 | MKR | Maker | ||
5 | +7% | 6.63 | 2.59B | 46 | ATOM | Cosmos | |||
6 | +2% | 93% | 0.03 | 2.83B | 45 | VET | VeChain | ||
7 | 160.84 | 2.97B | 39 | XMR | Monero | ||||
8 | +4% | 0.46 | 4.6B | 80 | MATIC | Polygon | |||
9 | +6% | 9.68 | 5.09B | 28 | ICP | Internet Computer | |||
10 | +13% | 54% | 0.84 | 5.24B | 41 | MNT | Mantle | ||
11 | 1 | 5.37B | 25 | DAI | Dai | ||||
12 | +8% | 0.19 | 5.75B | 26 | CRO | Cronos | |||
13 | +5% | 71% | 28.18 | 5.94B | 29 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | ||
14 | +2% | 99062.4 | 6.47B | 9987 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |||
15 | +5% | 76% | 0.13 | 6.53B | 27 | HBAR | Hedera | ||
16 | +5% | 0.13 | 6.53B | 10068 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |||
17 | +3% | 5.73 | 7B | 21 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |||
18 | 89% | 90.2 | 7.58B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin | |||
19 | +12% | 0.79 | 7.93B | 37 | ARB | Arbitrum | |||
20 | +3% | 8.83 | 8.7B | 20 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |||
21 | +23% | 29% | 2.11 | 9.07B | 44 | OP | Optimism | ||
22 | +3% | 4.65 | 9.11B | 42 | FIL | Filecoin | |||
23 | +8% | 6.14 | 9.35B | 17 | DOT | Polkadot | |||
24 | +6% | 9.41 | 9.41B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | |||
25 | -5% | 94% | 491.19 | 10.3B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | ||
26 | +3% | 12.02 | 13.6B | 23 | APT | Aptos | |||
27 | +3% | 46.05 | 13.8B | 43 | OKB | OKB | |||
28 | +18% | 59% | 0.28 | 14.2B | 19 | XLM | Stellar |
So, there you have it - the crypto market in all its chaotic glory. It’s a place where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “HODL.” If you’re feeling brave (or reckless), dive right in. But don’t blame us when you’re selling your car to buy more Bitcoin… or vice-versa. After all, in this market, who even knows what’s up or down anymore? Maybe we should all just buy a lottery ticket and call it a day.