- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BONK, you like dog money? This pup’s up 2% in 24 hours. To the moon, or to the dog park? Either way, it’s a walkies worth watching. Especially considering that the car now is worth more than BTC?
- TROY (TROY)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- A 20% jump for TROY? Someone’s found the Trojan horse of gains. Is it sustainable, or will it be sacked by the bears? Only time will tell, but for now, enjoy the spoils of war. Unless you sold your BTC, then who knows?
- CTXC (Cortex)
- $0.45: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- CTXC is flexing with a 25% gain. Brain power, or just another pump-and-dump? It’s like watching a game of 4D chess – fascinating, but confusing. Still, CTXC holders might be doing better than our friend who sold BTC at 100K
- LUNA (Terra)
- $0.47: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LUNA, the comeback kid? An 18% surge is impressive, but remember, this one’s had its share of explosions. Handle with care, folks, or you might end up on r/wsb with a paper hat and a Wendy’s application. Selling your Bitcoin is bad enough, selling it for LUNA? That’s next-level stuff.
- SSV (ssv.network)
- $20.49: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- SSV is up 15%. Is this a sign of network dominance, or just a network glitch? Either way, it’s making a name for itself. It’s like if you went all in on Bitcoin and then it became Dogecoin. Congrats for getting there before the rug pull?
While one Redditor sold 0.16 BTC to pay off their car (smooth move, or highway robbery in hindsight?), the WSB apes are swinging between diamond hands and paper hats. One degen shorted MSTR for $2.6M and might be swimming in tendies thanks to a Citron report. Another swapped €100,000 of a sensible ETF for MSTR and, well, let’s just say they might be rethinking their life choices. This market is wilder than a WSB mod’s DMs. Speaking of wild, let’s talk about the coins making waves today…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+2% | 81% | 0 | 4.84B | 30 | BONK | Bonk |
| 1 |  |
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+3% | 89% | 1.28 | 3.49B | 38 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 2 |  |
 |
+20% | 0.01 | 65.3M | 593 | TROY | TROY | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+6% | 100% | 38.01 | 798M | 107 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 4 |  |
 |
+4% | 3.75 | 6.7B | 36 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 5 |  |
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+12% | 6.21 | 3.45B | 59 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.06 | 311M | 190 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 7 |  |
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+12% | 48.33 | 483M | 196 | METIS | Metis | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+3% | 22% | 2.11 | 2.11B | 147 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 9 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.33 | 364M | 194 | POLYX | Polymesh | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+4% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.04B | 85 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 11 |  |
 |
+25% | 75% | 0.45 | 136M | 427 | CTXC | Cortex |
| 12 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.1 | 103M | 428 | CLV | CLV | |
| 13 |  |
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+15% | 20.49 | 243M | 252 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+18% | 0.47 | 562M | 183 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+6% | 5.27 | 1.36B | 100 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+1% | 66% | 0.85 | 508M | 181 | CTC | Creditcoin |
| 17 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.01 | 608M | 125 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+10% | 79% | 0.05 | 364M | 199 | SKL | SKALE |
| 19 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.8 | 223M | 266 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+7% | 39% | 0.51 | 515M | 278 | YGG | Yield Guild Games |
| 21 |  |
 |
+4% | 84% | 0.44 | 444M | 166 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 22 |  |
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+7% | 68.5 | 185M | 301 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.09 | 98.8M | 437 | ACA | Acala Token | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+13% | 85% | 0.01 | 157M | 351 | MVL | MVL |
| 25 |  |
 |
+3% | 0 | 141M | 339 | SLP | Smooth Love Potion | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+5% | 49% | 0.02 | 423M | 269 | SUN | Sun [New] |
| 27 |  |
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+4% | 70% | 0.04 | 42M | 786 | UTK | xMoney |
| 28 |  |
 |
+6% | 43% | 0.98 | 2.06B | 94 | CORE | Core |
So, the crypto market today is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get, but there’s a high probability of nuts. One thing’s for sure: it’s more entertaining than a monkey trying to code Solidity. But remember, kids, don’t invest more than you can afford to lose (or trade for a slightly used Honda Civic).