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2024-11-22: Crypto Mania

Hold onto your hats, folks! The crypto roller coaster is back, and it's wilder than a WSB YOLO gone wrong.

  • XRP (XRP)
    • $1.4: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • XRP is pumping like it’s 2017 again! Is this the start of a new bull run, or just another pump-and-dump saga? Place your bets, folks!
  • OP (Optimism)
    • $2.1: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Optimism by name, optimism by nature. This coin’s 7-day gains are giving even the most hardened bears a glimmer of hope (or maybe just FOMO).
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $15.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, Chainlink. The reliable oracle in a sea of madness. While other coins are busy mooning or crashing, LINK is just chilling, like that one guy who always wins at poker.
  • XLM (Stellar)
    • $0.29: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Stellar is shining bright this week, but with a circulating percentage of 59%, is it a supernova waiting to happen? Only time will tell… or maybe a Magic 8-ball.
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $3330.68: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The king is still alive! Ethereum continues its steady climb, proving that slow and steady sometimes wins the race (unless you’re trading 0DTE options, in which case, you’re probably screwed).

While one Redditor sold 0.16 BTC to escape the chains of car debt (genius or regard?), another waved goodbye to their life savings, courtesy of WSB. Amidst the chaos, Chainlink (LINK) emerges from the wreckage, reminding us that even in this crazy market, some things are still linked to reality.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +25% 29% 2.1 9.02B 44 OP Optimism
1 +24% 56% 1.4 140B 6 XRP XRP
2 +18% 59% 0.29 14.3B 19 XLM Stellar
3 +13% 76% 0.14 6.93B 26 HBAR Hedera
4 +13% 0.14 6.89B 10072 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
5 +12% 0.78 7.77B 37 ARB Arbitrum
6 +10% 0.19 5.82B 27 CRO Cronos
7 +10% 77% 0.86 38.8B 9 ADA Cardano
8 +10% 6.69 2.62B 46 ATOM Cosmos
9 +9% 57% 37.04 26.5B 11 AVAX Avalanche
10 +9% 54% 0.84 5.25B 41 MNT Mantle
11 +8% 1.2 1.2B 78 LDO Lido DAO
12 +8% 9.59 5.04B 28 ICP Internet Computer
13 +7% 6.05 9.2B 17 DOT Polkadot
14 +6% 9.31 9.31B 24 UNI Uniswap
15 +6% 87% 1632.11 1.64B 67 MKR Maker
16 +6% 257.84 152B 4 SOL Solana
17 +6% 3330.68 401B 2 ETH Ethereum
18 +6% 3330.59 32.7B 9986 stETH Lido Staked ETH
19 +6% 0.46 4.57B 79 MATIC Polygon
20 +4% 71% 27.74 5.84B 29 ETC Ethereum Classic
21 +4% 15.08 15.1B 16 LINK Chainlink
22 +4% 5.63 6.88B 21 NEAR NEAR Protocol
23 +3% 93% 0.03 2.81B 45 VET VeChain
24 +3% 0 14.6B 12 SHIB Shiba Inu
25 +3% 45.55 13.7B 43 OKB OKB
26 +3% 4.6 9.01B 42 FIL Filecoin
27 +2% 11.8 13.3B 23 APT Aptos
28 +2% 625.07 90B 5 BNB BNB

So, there you have it, folks. Another week, another crypto rollercoaster. Buckle up, because it’s probably going to get even crazier. Remember, it’s not a loss if you don’t sell… unless you’re that WSB guy. Then it’s definitely a loss. RIP.

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