- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $98030.88: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin is like that one friend who keeps saying they’re going to the gym, but never actually goes. It’s been ‘almost 100k’ for what feels like forever. But hey, at least the whales are still buying… or so they say.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.43: ⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin. Much wow, very price. So stable, much predictable. Still, people are buying it. Why? Because internet memes, that’s why.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $18.27: ⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink: the glue that holds the crypto-verse together. Or maybe it’s just sticky duct tape? Either way, it’s down today. Sad trombone.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3400.71: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the perennial bridesmaid to Bitcoin’s bride. Always a solid contender, but can it ever truly steal the show? Only time (and the merge) will tell.
- SOL (Solana)
- $253.76: ⭐⭐⭐
- Solana: Faster than a caffeinated cheetah, but can it maintain its speed without crashing? Today’s dip suggests a possible caffeine withdrawal.
While Bitcoin teases a 100k breakout like Messi dribbling past defenders (or trying to, according to some Reddit skeptics), a brave soul on WallStreetBets has thrown down a $1M short on MSTR, seemingly betting against Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin-fueled money printer. Is this courage, or pure crypto-regardery? Meanwhile, another Redditor claims whales gobbled up $107M in Bitcoin. Peanuts, some say. But hey, every peanut counts in this crazy market, right?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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94% | 98030.9 | 2.06T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
3400.71 | 410B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
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-1% | 253.76 | 149B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+1% | 56% | 1.48 | 148B | 6 | XRP | XRP |
| 4 |  |
 |
1 | 136B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 661.76 | 95.3B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.43 | 62.9B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
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-2% | 77% | 1.04 | 46.9B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 38.9B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
3406.6 | 33.4B | 9996 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
-4% | 6.13 | 31.3B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-11% | 60% | 0.52 | 26.2B | 12 | XLM | Stellar |
| 12 |  |
 |
+5% | 57% | 44.48 | 31.8B | 10 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 13 |  |
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-3% | 0.21 | 18.3B | 9997 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+2% | 18.27 | 18.3B | 16 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.21 | 18.1B | 11 | TRX | TRON | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+3% | 56.1 | 16.8B | 40 | OKB | OKB | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-3% | 0 | 15.2B | 14 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-3% | 12.49 | 14.1B | 24 | APT | Aptos | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+1% | 9.2 | 14B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 20 |  |
 |
97771.3 | 13.8B | 9999 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
+4% | 11.56 | 11.6B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-4% | 5.64 | 11.1B | 38 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 23 |  |
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94% | 512.63 | 10.8B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-5% | 29% | 2.21 | 9.47B | 48 | OP | Optimism |
| 25 |  |
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-2% | 0.86 | 8.64B | 35 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 26 |  |
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8.66 | 8.53B | 21 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
+3% | 6.9 | 8.43B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 89% | 97.29 | 8.17B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
Crypto, where up is down, left is right, and regards become millionaires (or lose everything). So, is it a bull market or a bear market? Honestly, who cares? Just buy high, sell low, and repeat. Genius, right?