- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.44: ⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the OG memecoin, is hanging in there like a bad Tinder date. Up 1% in 24 hours. Much wow? Not so much. Might be time for a doggie bag.
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $98603.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- So close, yet so far. BTC almost tasted $100k but got rejected harder than a neckbeard at a singles bar. Still, whales are gobbling it up like free pizza. To the moon? Maybe eventually, after a few more pit stops.
- XLM (Stellar)
- $0.54: ⭐⭐
- Stellar lost 5% today but is up 130% in the past week. More volatile than a reality TV star’s love life. Is it a shooting star or space junk? Your guess is as good as mine.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Shiba Inu. Flatlining faster than my interest in a ‘motivational speaker’ seminar. Even a million-dollar bet on this one might vanish faster than free drinks at a WallStreetBets convention. Woof woof, indeed.
- MSTR (MicroStrategy)
- $N/A: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Not a coin, but definitely the hottest drama in crypto right now. One guy’s betting $1 million it goes up, another’s betting the same amount it goes down. Grab your popcorn, this is gonna be epic.
Bitcoin (BTC) flirted with $100k but got cockblocked by a massive sell wall. Whales are buying, but who cares? Some dude shorted $1M of MSTR (on 2x leverage?!) because BTC didn’t hit 100k. This market is pure chaos, just like my dating life.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-5% | 60% | 0.54 | 27B | 12 | XLM | Stellar |
| 1 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.14 | 7.08B | 10086 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 2 |  |
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-5% | 8.22 | 8.09B | 21 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 3 |  |
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-2% | 76% | 0.15 | 7.36B | 26 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 8.81 | 3.44B | 40 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.21 | 18.5B | 10001 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.21 | 18.3B | 11 | TRX | TRON | |
| 7 |  |
 |
0.19 | 5.79B | 28 | CRO | Cronos | ||
| 8 |  |
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89% | 98.41 | 8.27B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 9 |  |
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0 | 15.4B | 14 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
673.45 | 97B | 5 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
6.23 | 31.9B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 155 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
1 | 136B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
1 | 39B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 15 |  |
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1 | 5.36B | 27 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
1 | 68.3M | 561 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
29% | 2.28 | 9.79B | 49 | OP | Optimism | |
| 18 |  |
 |
94% | 98603.1 | 2.07T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
255.66 | 151B | 4 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
98688.6 | 6.44B | 10006 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
98465.4 | 13.9B | 10003 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
56.05 | 16.8B | 42 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
5.79 | 11.3B | 38 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 24 |  |
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54% | 0.87 | 5.41B | 47 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.44 | 64B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+1% | 12.76 | 14.4B | 24 | APT | Aptos | |
| 27 |  |
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+1% | 165.94 | 3.06B | 45 | XMR | Monero | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+1% | 77% | 1.06 | 47.9B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
Crypto remains a wild west of speculation and questionable life choices. If you’re not entertained, you’re not paying attention. Buckle up, because tomorrow is another day to either get rich or lose it all. Don’t @ me.