- LINK (Chainlink)
- $18.92: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink, the oracle of oracles, is strutting its stuff with a solid 29% pump. WSB degens might be sweating their MSTR shorts, but LINK holders are probably buying more popcorn to watch the show. After all, who needs fundamental analysis when you have hopium and memes?
- MATIC (Polygon)
- $0.6: ⭐⭐
- MATIC, not to be confused with the lipstick your aunt wears, pulled off a decent 42% pump this week. It might not be as thrilling as a million-dollar MSTR bet, but at least you won’t lose your house over it (probably).
- UNI (Uniswap)
- $11.88: ⭐⭐
- UNI decided to join the party with a 28% increase. It’s not quite LDO levels of YOLO, but hey, a gain’s a gain in this crazy market. Just don’t tell the WSB degens who are currently shorting everything that moves.
While some WSB regards are busy shorting MSTR based on Bitcoin’s (BTC) recent failure to hit $100k and its round top formation, the 1B cryptos are telling a different story. LINK (Chainlink), for instance, seems to be defying the trend, sitting pretty with a 29% seven-day gain. Is this a sign of the impending bull run? Or just another pump-and-dump fiesta? Let’s dive in!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+15% | 1.6 | 1.6B | 72 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+11% | 12.67 | 6.66B | 25 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 2 |  |
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+11% | 57% | 46.08 | 33B | 10 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 3 |  |
 |
+10% | 18.92 | 18.9B | 16 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+8% | 11.88 | 11.9B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.6 | 6.03B | 75 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 6 |  |
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+7% | 0.92 | 9.16B | 34 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 7 |  |
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+6% | 71% | 31.11 | 6.56B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 8 |  |
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+6% | 6.82 | 8.34B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 9 |  |
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+5% | 29% | 2.34 | 10B | 48 | OP | Optimism |
| 10 |  |
 |
+4% | 87% | 1824.32 | 1.83B | 66 | MKR | Maker |
| 11 |  |
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+4% | 56% | 1.5 | 150B | 6 | XRP | XRP |
| 12 |  |
 |
+3% | 54% | 0.89 | 5.51B | 47 | MNT | Mantle |
| 13 |  |
 |
+3% | 3512.96 | 34.4B | 10003 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+3% | 9.04 | 13.8B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+3% | 3509.49 | 423B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+3% | 94% | 526.04 | 11B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 17 |  |
 |
+2% | 12.79 | 14.4B | 24 | APT | Aptos | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+2% | 5.84 | 11.4B | 37 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+2% | 81% | 101.31 | 1.51B | 86 | QNT | Quant |
| 20 |  |
 |
+2% | 77% | 1.06 | 47.7B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 21 |  |
 |
+2% | 165.27 | 3.05B | 45 | XMR | Monero | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+1% | 55.35 | 16.6B | 42 | OKB | OKB | |
| 23 |  |
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+1% | 6.26 | 32B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 93% | 0.04 | 3.77B | 36 | VET | VeChain |
| 25 |  |
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0.43 | 63.2B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
98458.9 | 6.43B | 10009 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
253.96 | 150B | 4 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
98220.7 | 13.9B | 10006 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin |
So, there you have it. The crypto market is a chaotic mess of bulls, bears, and bagholders. While some are betting the farm on meme stocks and leveraged shorts, others are riding the crypto wave like a drunken surfer. Who will come out on top? Your guess is as good as mine. Just remember, in the crypto casino, the house always wins (eventually). Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go buy some more popcorn and watch the MSTR drama unfold.