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2024-11-25: Crypto Market Mayhem

Hold onto your hats, folks! The crypto rollercoaster is in full swing, with whales making waves and regards betting their life savings on memecoins. It's a jungle out there, and only the savviest (or luckiest) will survive.

  • BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
    • $98281.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • WBTC? BTCB? Really, now we’re just making up names. Let’s see how those ‘big’ buys of $107 million hold up against a $1 million short position on MSTR. The regards are out in force!
  • MSTR (MicroStrategy)
    • $N/A: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Not a coin, but oh-so-relevant. MicroStrategy, the Bitcoin whale in a business suit, is at the center of the WSB drama. Will it go up? Will it go down? This WSB post could cause anxiety and anger as said in this comment: ’lyr6sib: This gave me anxiety and made me feel anger.’
  • QNT (Quant)
    • $101.93: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Quant, the quiet achiever. While everyone’s screaming about Bitcoin and Shiba Inu, Quant is just steadily climbing. It’s like the smart kid in the back of the class who everyone underestimates, yet always aces the tests. So buy AAPL as suggested in this comment: ’lyrtk8r: Look at the scenarios:

If it’s true: Then AAPL and INTC goes up

If it’s not true and Apple partners with someone else: Then AAPL and whoever that someone else goes up.

If it’s not true and Apple produce the chips themselves: Then AAPL goes up.

So just buy AAPL.'


Breaking news from the WallStreetBets Colosseum! One brave gladiator has thrown down a $1 million short position on MicroStrategy (MSTR), betting against the Bitcoin bull run. Another, equally regarded warrior, has countered with a $1 million long. Who will emerge victorious? Place your bets, folks, because this is going to be a bloodbath. Meanwhile, Bitcoin just flirted with $100k, sending shockwaves through the market. Whales are gobbling up BTC like it’s going out of style, but can they keep the momentum going? This reminds me of the ultimate showdown between Bitcoin and the 🌈🐻. Bitcoin isn’t the “newbie” on the block anymore, but market sentiment is fickle. As the great philosopher Michael Saylor once said, “HODL”, which clearly hasn’t been the case this time around.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 68.4M 561 BUSD BUSD
1 1 495M 151 TUSD TrueUSD
2 +2% 81% 101.93 1.52B 86 QNT Quant
3 +11% 1.54 1.54B 74 LDO Lido DAO
4 +1% 87% 1773.19 1.78B 66 MKR Maker
5 164.53 3.03B 45 XMR Monero
6 -2% 8.7 3.4B 39 ATOM Cosmos
7 -1% 93% 0.04 3.72B 37 VET VeChain
8 -2% 54% 0.85 5.31B 47 MNT Mantle
9 1 5.36B 27 DAI Dai
10 -2% 0.19 5.68B 28 CRO Cronos
11 0.57 5.7B 77 MATIC Polygon
12 -1% 71% 29.28 6.17B 30 ETC Ethereum Classic
13 98281.6 6.42B 10001 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
14 +7% 12.36 6.5B 25 ICP Internet Computer
15 -5% 0.14 7.04B 10082 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
16 -3% 76% 0.14 7.22B 26 HBAR Hedera
17 -6% 8.12 8B 21 LEO UNUS SED LEO
18 -1% 89% 97.82 8.22B 22 LTC Litecoin
19 +4% 6.86 8.39B 20 NEAR NEAR Protocol
20 0.87 8.68B 35 ARB Arbitrum
21 -2% 29% 2.22 9.55B 48 OP Optimism
22 +1% 94% 513.38 10.8B 17 BCH Bitcoin Cash
23 -1% 5.67 11.1B 38 FIL Filecoin
24 +4% 11.45 11.4B 23 UNI Uniswap
25 98013.2 13.8B 9999 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
26 +2% 9.15 13.9B 15 DOT Polkadot
27 -1% 12.51 14.1B 24 APT Aptos
28 -1% 0 15.3B 14 SHIB Shiba Inu

The crypto market is a wild, unpredictable beast. One minute you’re riding high on a wave of Bitcoin euphoria, the next you’re staring into the abyss of a memecoin crash. So, buckle up, buttercup, and remember: in the crypto casino, the house always wins… eventually. But hey, at least we can all laugh at the regards on WSB while it happens.

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