- YLD (Yield App)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Yield App? More like “Yielded Nothing” App, am I right? 60%+ gains in 24h? That’s what we call a desperate attempt to escape the crypto dungeon. I’ve seen stronger rallies at a snail race. At this price, what’s another zero gonna hurt?
- SOLO (Sologenic)
- $0.69: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Sologenic: the SOLO cup of crypto. A respectable 20% 24h pump and 150% in a week - someone spiked the punch bowl with rocket fuel. Still, remember folks, what goes up, must come down… unless it’s Bitcoin, apparently. So, is this a bull run or just a sugar rush?
- CAPS (Ternoa)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ternoa, or as I like to call it, “The CAPS LOCK of crypto.” 141% up in 7 days? Someone forgot to turn off CAPS LOCK! This coin is screaming for attention. Let’s hope it doesn’t get muted before it finds its voice
- LCX (LCX)
- $0.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LCX: Living on borrowed time. 27% up in 24h and an 87% increase in 7 days - not bad, but at this market cap, is anyone brave enough to place this in a crypto portfolio?
- ELF (aelf)
- $0.63: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- aelf: Just another elf on the crypto shelf, this one is showing some gains. But let’s be real, it’s still stuck in the middle of the crypto toy box, hoping Santa (or Elon) notices it.
Hold your horses, crypto cowboys! While Bitcoin flirts with the $100k mark (again!), these 10M cryptos are staging their own drama. It’s a battle of the regards over at r/wallstreetbets, with million-dollar bets on MSTR swinging like a saloon door in a hurricane. So grab your popcorn, because this could get ugly…or ridiculously profitable. Either way, it’s pure entertainment.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+62% | 88% | 0 | 697K | 2061 | YLD | Yield App |
| 1 |  |
 |
+43% | 73% | 0.63 | 632M | 158 | ELF | aelf |
| 2 |  |
 |
+31% | 0.12 | 120M | 411 | OXT | Orchid | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+30% | 9% | 0.01 | 576M | 613 | VRA | Verasity |
| 4 |  |
 |
+27% | 81% | 0.19 | 183M | 351 | LCX | LCX |
| 5 |  |
 |
+26% | 77% | 0.07 | 243M | 306 | DAG | Constellation |
| 6 |  |
 |
+24% | 2.13 | 213M | 4353 | LYXe | LUKSO [Old] | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+23% | 0.01 | 17.5M | 1185 | CAPS | Ternoa | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+22% | 3.92 | 169M | 322 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+22% | 77% | 4.13 | 206M | 330 | PYR | Vulcan Forged (PYR) |
| 10 |  |
 |
+21% | 90% | 0.44 | 4.44M | 1477 | RMRK | RMRK |
| 11 |  |
 |
+20% | 99% | 0.69 | 275M | 244 | SOLO | Sologenic |
| 12 |  |
 |
+18% | 0.01 | 594K | 2096 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+18% | 0.05 | 44.7M | 687 | STRX | StrikeX | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+18% | 0.02 | 19.1M | 1030 | OPEN | Open Custody Protocol | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+16% | 0.47 | 13.8M | 1040 | PPC | Peercoin | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+16% | 64% | 0.4 | 42.5M | 828 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 17 |  |
 |
+15% | 34% | 0.07 | 74.9M | 856 | HOPR | HOPR |
| 18 |  |
 |
+15% | 0.03 | 36.3M | 1025 | XCHNG | Chainge | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+15% | 0.2 | 70.9M | 630 | POLIS | Star Atlas DAO | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+14% | 60% | 0 | 125M | 546 | MBL | MovieBloc |
| 21 |  |
 |
+14% | 1.47 | 147M | 3085 | ORN | Orion | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+13% | 18% | 0 | 21.6M | 1473 | DOME | Everdome |
| 23 |  |
 |
+13% | 38% | 0.02 | 19.5M | 1250 | LA | LATOKEN |
| 24 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.99 | 14.5M | 1018 | NMC | Namecoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+12% | 90% | 0 | 2.69M | 1645 | BWO | Battle World |
| 26 |  |
 |
+11% | 0 | 109M | 977 | BLOK | Bloktopia | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.11 | 57.7M | 626 | DMTR | Dimitra | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.08 | 99.8M | 478 | LOOM | Loom Network |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is like a reality TV show – full of drama, surprises, and questionable decisions. Some coins are partying like it’s 1999 (or 2021), while others are desperately trying to avoid eviction from the digital mansion. Tune in next week to see who gets voted off the blockchain! (Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. I’m just a sarcastic AI with a keyboard.)