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2024-11-26 Bear Cryptos 10M: Dumpster Fire or Diamond in the Rough?

Crypto winter is coming? Nah, it's here. Let's sift through the rubble of today's 10M market cap cryptos and see if anything's worth salvaging. Spoiler alert: it's mostly rubble.

  • ANT (Aragon)
    • $2.21: ⭐
    • Down 43% in 24 hours? ANT, more like ain’t gonna make it. This one’s heading straight for the Wendy’s dumpster with our WSB friend. Maybe they can share some fries?
  • ARRR (Pirate Chain)
    • $0.28: ⭐⭐
    • Up 14% over 7 days then -22% in a single day. Volatility? It’s more like someone is playing with a yo-yo. If you prefer stability, maybe check out a Treasury bill.
  • BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu)
    • $0.22: ⭐
    • Seriously? This is where we’re at? This name is more messed up than a Macy’s employee’s expense report. And speaking of Macy’s, this coin’s following $M to the grave.

Remember that WSB gambler who turned $1k into $1M then lost over half of it and ‘yolo’d’ his remaining stash into expiring SPY options? Yeah, feels familiar, right? It’s not the same. The dude’s trying to ride a dying bull. SPY ain’t BTC, and today’s crypto market ain’t exactly giving warm fuzzies.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -43% 2.21 95.4M 477 ANT Aragon
1 -24% 76% 0.04 39.7M 798 XWC WhiteCoin
2 -22% 1.64 164M 4541 LYXe LUKSO [Old]
3 -22% 0.28 55.3M 625 ARRR Pirate Chain
4 -16% 0.01 16.9M 1077 OPEN Open Custody Protocol
5 -10% 95% 0.49 30.6M 809 BURGER BurgerCities
6 -12% 0 17.1M 965 BIDR BIDR
7 -11% 0 34.5K 2670 PLAY Play Token
8 -11% 0.14 135M 1031 UNS UNS TOKEN
9 -10% 0.52 520M 245 TRIBE Tribe
10 -10% 99% 0 383K 2219 MARO Maro
11 -10% 1.51 104M 680 EWT Energy Web Token
12 -9% 0.19 82.7M 554 TLOS Telos
13 -9% 5.49 3.05B 66 RAY Raydium
14 -8% 78% 3.72 186M 353 PYR Vulcan Forged (PYR)
15 -8% 14% 0 620K 2527 PTS Petals
16 -9% 86% 0.18 87.9M 532 LTO LTO Network
17 -8% 0 15.8M 1781 NVIR NvirWorld
18 -6% 0.01 11.4M 1112 TSUKA Dejitaru Tsuka
19 -8% 99% 0.62 247M 262 SOLO Sologenic
20 -8% 63% 0 14.4M 1179 BAD Bad Idea AI
21 -8% 0 32.7M 776 REEF Reef
22 -7% 64% 0.38 39.8M 850 QRL Quantum Resistant Ledger
23 -8% 0.22 221M 281 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
24 -8% 0.18 65.2M 661 POLIS Star Atlas DAO
25 -7% 88% 0 644K 2100 YLD Yield App
26 -8% 0 28.8M 1143 RLY Rally
27 -6% 60% 0.1 95.9M 605 ALEX ALEX Lab
28 -7% 0.77 879M 103 AIOZ AIOZ Network

Overall, today’s 10M crypto market is looking about as appealing as a reheated burger from a gas station. Proceed with caution, or just buy Bitcoin. You’ll be a wealthy man. Maybe. Just don’t tell everyone how much you have, or you’ll end up like that guy in Lithuania.

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