- LINK (Chainlink)
- $16.88: ⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink: the oracle of the blockchain. Or, as we like to call it, the magic 8-ball of crypto. Will it go up? Signs point to maybe. Down 9% today. Maybe the 8-ball needs new batteries.
- XLM (Stellar)
- $0.45: ⭐⭐
- Stellar, you’re not so stellar today. Down 16% in 24 hours. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck, but the train is made of digital tokens and the wreck is your portfolio. Ouch.
- AVAX (Avalanche)
- $40.44: ⭐⭐⭐
- Avalanche? More like a gentle snowfall. A 13% drop? Please. Try harder. At least it gives you an excuse to wear the ugly crypto sweater your grandma knitted you for Christmas.
- SOL (Solana)
- $234.16: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana’s down 8%. That’s like dropping a bagel in your morning coffee - annoying, but not the end of the world. You’ll get over it or not. Crypto giveth and mostly taketh away.
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $491.09: ⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin Cash, the forgotten stepchild of Bitcoin. It’s down 6%, but who’s even paying attention? It’s like that one friend who always tries to join the conversation but no one ever remembers their name. Sorry, ‘BCH’.
Macy’s employee hid $130M in expenses? Rookie numbers. In the crypto world, we see rug pulls bigger than that on a Tuesday. Today’s bloodbath in the 1B group has coins bleeding redder than a WSB YOLO gone wrong. Speaking of which, one WSB gambler turned $1K into $1M, then lost half of it on a bad options play. He’s probably buying Chainlink (LINK) with what’s left, hoping for a miracle. Spoiler alert: It’s crypto, so miracles are about as common as a unicorn DJing a rave on Mars.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-16% | 60% | 0.45 | 22.6B | 14 | XLM | Stellar |
| 1 |  |
 |
-13% | 57% | 40.44 | 28.9B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 2 |  |
 |
-12% | 8.01 | 12.2B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-11% | 77% | 0.94 | 42.3B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 4 |  |
 |
-11% | 93% | 0.04 | 3.41B | 40 | VET | VeChain |
| 5 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.17 | 5.16B | 28 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-10% | 76% | 0.13 | 6.6B | 27 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 7 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.39 | 57.5B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-9% | 11.49 | 13B | 24 | APT | Aptos | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.53 | 5.27B | 78 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-9% | 7.98 | 3.12B | 44 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-9% | 56% | 1.37 | 137B | 6 | XRP | XRP |
| 12 |  |
 |
-9% | 16.88 | 16.9B | 16 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-8% | 6.3 | 7.71B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-8% | 234.16 | 138B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.19 | 17B | 10024 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.19 | 16.8B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-7% | 11.31 | 5.95B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-7% | 10.9 | 10.9B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-6% | 89% | 91.54 | 7.69B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 20 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.13 | 6.6B | 10109 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-6% | 0 | 14.4B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-6% | 54% | 0.81 | 5.04B | 48 | MNT | Mantle |
| 23 |  |
 |
-6% | 52.4 | 15.7B | 41 | OKB | OKB | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-6% | 154.88 | 2.86B | 45 | XMR | Monero | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-6% | 629.44 | 90.6B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-6% | 94% | 491.09 | 10.3B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 27 |  |
 |
-6% | 81% | 96.14 | 1.43B | 83 | QNT | Quant |
| 28 |  |
 |
-5% | 93332.6 | 6.09B | 10029 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 |
So, the crypto market is down. Again. Shocking, I know. It’s almost like digital assets are volatile or something. Anyway, if you’re feeling down about your portfolio, just remember: it could always be worse. You could be that guy on WSB who lost a Lambo’s worth of gains in a single day. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go buy some lottery tickets. At least those odds are somewhat reasonable.