- KDA (Kadena)
- $0.98: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- KDA is mooning while Macy’s is plunging. Who needs department stores when you have decentralized goldmines? I’m not saying KDA is responsible for the Macy’s meltdown, but… I’m also not not saying it. Buy KDA before you end up with your net worth tucked away in discounted Christmas sweaters next to the Wendy’s dumpster.
- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- With a 291% 7-day gain, SNM is making moves. Then again, my goldfish made a move this morning, and he’s currently upside down in his bowl. I’ll give SNM a rating of 2 and hope for the best. Though after reading that Reddit post about the guy who turned $1M into nothing with bad options plays, I’m starting to think SNM might be the crypto equivalent of a short-expiry MSTR call. Proceed with caution.
- SCRT (Secret)
- $0.61: ⭐⭐⭐
- Up 23% in the last 24 hours, Secret is out of the bag. Secret is like that quiet kid in class who suddenly aces the final exam. The potential is there, but who knows how long the genius will last. I’m giving it a 3, just because I don’t want to be called a ’non-believer’ by Reddit’s crypto-cult. #SorryNotSorry
- MOC (Moss Coin)
- $0.15: ⭐⭐⭐
- Moss Coin? More like, “meh” coin. This crypto gives me the same vibe as that can of cranberry sauce that’s been sitting in the back of your fridge since last Thanksgiving. A 60% 24-hour pump is intriguing, but is it enough to make it to the Thanksgiving table of your portfolio? Or like Boeing, will it crash and burn in Lithuania?
- COS (Contentos)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐
- While its 73% 7-day jump is not bad, COS is like that one friend who always exaggerates their stories. I’m sure it is exciting, but I need to see receipts. And, let’s not forget a certain Reddit user who turned a $1 million gain into a $440,000 loss and then YOLO’d the rest into SPY. He was ‘fully transparent.’ Not sure I can say the same for COS.
While a Macy’s employee allegedly hid $130M in expenses (talk about creative accounting!), Kadena (KDA) is up 16% over the past 24 hours. Coincidence? I think not. Clearly, retail investors are realizing the only way to escape crippling inflation and corporate malfeasance is by YOLOing into digital assets.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+255% | 0 | 148K | 2437 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 1 |  |
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+75% | 0 | 191K | 2383 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 2 |  |
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+60% | 84% | 0.15 | 72.8M | 589 | MOC | Moss Coin |
| 3 |  |
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+42% | 87% | 0.46 | 9.71M | 1212 | BTC2 | Bitcoin 2 |
| 4 |  |
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+41% | 0 | 40.3M | 710 | FUN | FUNToken | |
| 5 |  |
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+35% | 0.04 | 38.8M | 740 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 6 |  |
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+34% | 34% | 0.31 | 156M | 630 | BOBA | Boba Network |
| 7 |  |
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+25% | 0.01 | 9.26M | 1670 | DG | Decentral Games | |
| 8 |  |
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+25% | 0.01 | 124M | 574 | COS | Contentos | |
| 9 |  |
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+23% | 0.61 | 189M | 313 | SCRT | Secret | |
| 10 |  |
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+19% | 95% | 0 | 13.9M | 1054 | KAI | KardiaChain |
| 11 |  |
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+17% | 67% | 0.03 | 261M | 314 | XYM | Symbol |
| 12 |  |
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+16% | 5.88 | 29.4M | 864 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 13 |  |
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+16% | 5% | 0.02 | 598M | 796 | EXRD | e-Radix |
| 14 |  |
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+16% | 29% | 0.98 | 984M | 242 | KDA | Kadena |
| 15 |  |
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+15% | 3.88 | 53.7M | 629 | SBD | Steem Dollars | |
| 16 |  |
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+15% | 0.09 | 117M | 430 | LOOM | Loom Network | |
| 17 |  |
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+16% | 0.06 | 51.5M | 645 | FCT | FirmaChain | |
| 18 |  |
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+15% | 0.24 | 163M | 4124 | MC | Merit Circle | |
| 19 |  |
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+12% | 0.07 | 67M | 588 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 20 |  |
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+15% | 75% | 0.54 | 162M | 405 | CTXC | Cortex |
| 21 |  |
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+13% | 0.13 | 13.2M | 1062 | SWAP | TrustSwap | |
| 22 |  |
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+13% | 6.76 | 130M | 399 | PROM | Prom | |
| 23 |  |
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+13% | 96% | 0.03 | 26.7M | 849 | SQGROW | SquidGrow |
| 24 |  |
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+13% | 2% | 0 | 4.7M | 2448 | GF | GuildFi |
| 25 |  |
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+12% | 93% | 0.2 | 20M | 945 | RVF | RocketX exchange |
| 26 |  |
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+12% | 77% | 0.07 | 275M | 286 | DAG | Constellation |
| 27 |  |
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+12% | 0.43 | 38.4M | 1475 | FRONT | Frontier | |
| 28 |  |
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+11% | 77% | 0.01 | 7.5M | 1343 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
The crypto market is a rollercoaster of emotions, kind of like watching that Reddit guy gamble away his life savings one options trade at a time. So, buckle up buttercup, and remember, in the world of crypto, today’s king can be tomorrow’s jester. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go buy some KDA before Macy’s goes bankrupt and takes the Thanksgiving Day Parade with it.