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2024-11-26: Crypto Carnage or Comedy? 10M Edition

Buckle up, buttercup. Today's crypto market is wilder than a Macy's employee's expense account. We're talking gains, losses, and enough digital drama to make a reality TV star jealous. Dive in if you dare.

  • KDA (Kadena)
    • $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Kadena, the quiet achiever of the crypto world. Not as flashy as Bitcoin, or as meme-worthy as Dogecoin, but it’s holding its own. Kinda like that reliable friend who always shows up with snacks, even when everyone else is losing their heads over the latest TikTok trend. Still good, but has underperformed given the 29% circulation.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • With a name like ‘BONK,’ you’d think this coin would be exploding. Instead, it’s down 6%. It’s the crypto equivalent of that loudmouth at the gym who can’t lift as much as you. All bark, no BONK.
  • MOC (Moss Coin)
    • $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Moss Coin is having a moment in the sun, up 56%! It’s like the underdog team that suddenly makes it to the playoffs – no one expected it, but everyone’s rooting for them (at least until they get crushed by the top seed).
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $40.73: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI is flexing with a $40 price tag. It’s the crypto equivalent of that guy who rolls into the club with a Lamborghini - you hate him, but you kinda wanna be him.

Speaking of Macy’s, did you hear about that employee who hid over $130 million in expenses? That’s some next-level accounting wizardry, almost as impressive as Bitcoin’s ability to both tank and moon in the same week. Meanwhile, somewhere on Reddit, someone’s probably bragging about turning $1,000 into $1 million, then losing half of it on a risky options trade. Sounds about right. Today we are looking at coins from the 10M group, let’s check out if they follow the same trend of regards in this list.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -6% 81% 0 4.07B 42 BONK Bonk
1 73% 0.67 668M 152 ELF aelf
2 -3% 89% 1.46 3.98B 35 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
3 100% 40.73 855M 107 ORDI ORDI
4 +56% 84% 0.14 71.5M 602 MOC Moss Coin
5 0.06 322M 199 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
6 -3% 98% 0.02 1.23B 83 JASMY JasmyCoin
7 +10% 25.91 307M 240 SSV ssv.network
8 +2% 0.02 718M 120 CKB Nervos Network
9 +18% 0.01 121M 583 COS Contentos
10 -3% 22% 2.13 2.13B 155 ARKM Arkham
11 +23% 0.61 189M 314 SCRT Secret
12 +18% 0.36 363M 294 POWR Powerledger
13 +14% 0.09 112M 450 LOOM Loom Network
14 -3% 5.23 1.35B 106 PENDLE Pendle
15 +2% 0.62 262M 270 STORJ Storj
16 +14% 5.79 28.9M 873 OG OG Fan Token
17 -14% 5.52 3.06B 65 RAY Raydium
18 -3% 1.1 306M 243 SUSHI SushiSwap
19 +15% 29% 1 996M 241 KDA Kadena
20 3.71 6.64B 37 OM MANTRA
21 -1% 39% 0.63 635M 263 YGG Yield Guild Games
22 0.5 595M 190 LUNA Terra
23 +1% 39% 0.53 1.05B 171 ID SPACE ID
24 +7% 0.72 134M 380 ARK Ark
25 +3% 100% 0.12 117M 414 ARDR Ardor
26 +1% 84% 0.51 511M 167 ZRX 0x Protocol
27 -3% 0.35 349M 235 BICO Biconomy
28 +5% 0.17 171M 320 CVC Civic

So, there you have it: a crypto market as predictable as a Lithuanian cargo plane. Just kidding… sort of. Some coins are up, some are down, and some are just… there. It’s a volatile world out there, folks. Invest wisely, or at least humorously. And for goodness sake, don’t tell anyone how much Bitcoin you own, unless you want to end up as a meme on r/wallstreetbets.

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