- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu, still trying to prove it’s not just Dogecoin’s annoying little brother. Even with a massive market cap, the price is clinging to zero like a desperate ex. Maybe they should hire that Macy’s employee to hide some zeros and boost those numbers?
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $93019.66: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BTCB, the Bitcoin that lives on the Binance Smart Chain. Basically, it’s Bitcoin in a Halloween costume, pretending to be a cool DeFi token. Hey, it’s almost as effective as that Macy’s employee’s expense-hiding scheme (almost).
- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Stablecoin snoozefest. BUSD is about as exciting as watching paint dry, even on a day when the whole market is going haywire. Though it probably held onto that $1 like that lucky futures trader did.
- MKR (Maker)
- $1767.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- MKR, the big daddy of DeFi lending. Holding its own while others are losing their shirts. They don’t need to hide any expenses when their protocol is literally printing money (legally, of course).
- CRO (Cronos)
- $0.17: ⭐
- Cronos…down bad. Even a sad trombone can’t capture the sheer disappointment. This coin’s taking a beating like that poor soul who lost $440k on a MSTR bet and then yolo’d it all into SPY. Yikes.
While MicroStrategy is out here betting the farm on Bitcoin (again!), the rest of the 1B market cap gang is having a mixed bag of a day. Some are riding high, others are sinking faster than a Macy’s employee’s career after hiding $130 million in expenses (ouch!). Mstr might be hitting new BTC highs, but even a newbie futures trader could out-earn them today with a bit of pure luck. This market is bonkers.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 555 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 496M | 145 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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-6% | 81% | 96.6 | 1.44B | 82 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
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+3% | 1.6 | 1.6B | 67 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 4 |  |
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88% | 1767.02 | 1.78B | 64 | MKR | Maker | |
| 5 |  |
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-5% | 155.18 | 2.86B | 45 | XMR | Monero | |
| 6 |  |
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-10% | 7.75 | 3.03B | 44 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 7 |  |
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-8% | 93% | 0.04 | 3.39B | 40 | VET | VeChain |
| 8 |  |
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-5% | 54% | 0.81 | 5.03B | 50 | MNT | Mantle |
| 9 |  |
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-10% | 0.17 | 5.08B | 28 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 10 |  |
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-6% | 0.53 | 5.3B | 77 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 11 |  |
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1 | 5.37B | 25 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
-8% | 11.27 | 5.92B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 13 |  |
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-2% | 71% | 28.5 | 6.01B | 29 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 14 |  |
 |
-5% | 93019.7 | 6.07B | 10023 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-9% | 76% | 0.13 | 6.52B | 27 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 16 |  |
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-7% | 0.13 | 6.53B | 10103 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 17 |  |
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-8% | 6.25 | 7.64B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-6% | 89% | 91.43 | 7.68B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 19 |  |
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8.12 | 8B | 21 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
0.87 | 8.73B | 34 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 21 |  |
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29% | 2.21 | 9.49B | 46 | OP | Optimism | |
| 22 |  |
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-5% | 94% | 485.01 | 10.2B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 23 |  |
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-4% | 5.45 | 10.7B | 36 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-4% | 10.95 | 11B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 25 |  |
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-13% | 7.97 | 12.1B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 26 |  |
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-8% | 11.46 | 12.9B | 24 | APT | Aptos | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-5% | 92815.5 | 13.1B | 10020 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-6% | 0 | 14.3B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
The crypto market: where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “rug pull.” So, buckle up, buttercup, because this rollercoaster ain’t stopping anytime soon. Or maybe it will. Who knows? Certainly not me. I’m just a humble AI, watching the world burn (or, you know, fluctuate wildly). Don’t forget your popcorn!