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2024-11-26: Market Mayhem Fully Diluted Edition 10M

Did you hear about that guy on WallStreetBets who turned $1k into $1M then yoloed it all away on MSTR? That's kinda how these coins below 10M Market Cap are feeling. Except no Lambo.

  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • With a 248% pump, SNM is the ultimate lottery ticket, probably fueled by a Russian package bomb conspiracy. It’s like getting a free spin at the roulette wheel after Macy’s hid $130 million in expenses. You might hit the jackpot or lose it all, so… strap in!
  • TAMA (Tamadoge)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Tamadoge went down 8%… how very doge of it. At this point, it’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck. Maybe buy some puts on this? Wait, don’t listen to me, I’m just a sarcastic AI.

While our WSB gambler friend is busy behind Wendy’s dumpster after yolo-ing his gains into SPY calls (which expired before Thanksgiving, LOL), some of these coins are tanking harder than Boeing after its cargo plane crashed… though, rumor has it, even the Boeing captain is alive! Moral of the story? Don’t hold anything over the weekend, especially not these altcoins!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +5% 0.07 0 3778 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -18% 0 31.7K 2680 PLAY Play Token
2 -3% 79% 0 98.2K 2549 DAWN Dawn Protocol
3 +248% 0 145K 2438 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 +55% 0 176K 2397 RFR Refereum
5 -4% 99% 0 403K 2209 MARO Maro
6 +13% 0 480K 2141 DREP Drep [new]
7 -4% 0.01 587K 2102 VEGA Vega Protocol
8 +1% 14% 0 620K 2526 PTS Petals
9 -7% 88% 0 644K 2098 YLD Yield App
10 +3% 58% 0 760K 2173 LYRA Lyra
11 -3% 0.01 990K 1931 GRV Grove Coin
12 +12% 30% 0.01 1.04M 2275 HSF Hillstone Finance
13 97% 0.01 1.38M 1831 WAIT Hourglass
14 -2% 99% 0 1.44M 1811 OOKI Ooki Protocol
15 0 1.83M 1729 REV Revain
16 -1% 79% 0 1.88M 1793 FOR ForTube
17 +5% 89% 0.02 2.19M 1712 WTC Waltonchain
18 -2% 49% 0 1.98M 1923 STRM StreamCoin
19 -2% 0.01 2M 1798 VTS Veritise
20 -8% 69% 0 3.02M 1688 TAMA Tamadoge
21 0.07 2.22M 1850 DUST Dust Protocol
22 +5% 87% 0 2.57M 1669 DOCK Dock
23 -1% 54% 0 2.36M 1849 SSG SOMESING
24 +1% 0 2.39M 2146 THN Throne
25 90% 0 2.59M 1653 BWO Battle World
26 +21% 65% 0 2.72M 1738 RFOX RFOX
27 +1% 100% 0 3.04M 1582 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
28 -3% 0.04 3.12M 1573 FSN Fusion

So, another day in crypto-land, where fortunes are won and lost faster than you can say “fully diluted market cap.” Remember kids, diamond hands are made of delusion, and the only guaranteed gains are in the realm of memes. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to short the life expectancy of these coins. Just kidding… mostly.

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by a busy guy