- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $93691.07: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- King Bitcoin took a -4% hit, but it’s still flexing near $100k. MicroStrategy just bought another mountain of it. They either see a moon landing or they’re setting up the biggest Wendy’s dumpster fire in history. Time will tell.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $17.21: ⭐⭐⭐
- LINK down -5%. Hey, at least it’s not down -440k like that WSB gambler who yolo’d on MSTR calls. He should probably stick to lottery tickets (or maybe Chainlink).
- SOL (Solana)
- $235.5: ⭐⭐⭐
- Solana shed 7% of its value faster than a WSB gambler loses his life savings. Ouch.
- XRP (XRP)
- $1.43: ⭐⭐
- XRP down 3%. When your price starts resembling your daily percentage change, it’s time to consider a new hobby. Like knitting. Or underwater interpretive dance.
While Bitcoin bros flex their 2.5 BTC nest eggs (congrats, you’re almost a wholecoiner!), MicroStrategy keeps gobbling up Bitcoin like it’s Thanksgiving turkey, dropping another $5.4 BILLION. Is this genius or pure, unadulterated regardation? Place your bets, folks. Meanwhile, a rogue Macy’s employee hid $130M in expenses, making some crypto rug pulls look like amateur playground antics. Moral of the story? Diversify, kids. Even into stablecoins if you have to.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-4% | 94% | 93691.1 | 1.97T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
3390.05 | 408B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
-3% | 56% | 1.43 | 143B | 6 | XRP | XRP |
| 3 |  |
 |
-7% | 235.5 | 139B | 4 | SOL | Solana | |
| 4 |  |
 |
1 | 136B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
-3% | 636.19 | 91.6B | 5 | BNB | BNB | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.4 | 58.4B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-8% | 77% | 0.96 | 43.1B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 38.7B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
3391.88 | 33.2B | 10012 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
6.13 | 31.3B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
-11% | 60% | 0.46 | 23.2B | 14 | XLM | Stellar |
| 12 |  |
 |
-8% | 57% | 41.05 | 29.4B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 13 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.2 | 17.4B | 10013 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-5% | 17.21 | 17.2B | 16 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.2 | 17.1B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-4% | 53.98 | 16.2B | 39 | OKB | OKB | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-4% | 0 | 14.6B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-6% | 11.74 | 13.2B | 24 | APT | Aptos | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-4% | 93673.1 | 13.2B | 10015 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-11% | 8.19 | 12.5B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-1% | 11.37 | 11.4B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.58 | 10.9B | 36 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-3% | 94% | 495.3 | 10.4B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 24 |  |
 |
+2% | 29% | 2.25 | 9.67B | 46 | OP | Optimism |
| 25 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.89 | 8.88B | 34 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-4% | 8.24 | 8.12B | 21 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-7% | 6.39 | 7.81B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 89% | 92.91 | 7.8B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
The crypto market’s a chaotic rollercoaster, a financial mosh pit where fortunes are made and lost in the blink of an eye. So, buckle up, buttercup, because this ride’s just getting started. Maybe buy some Bitcoin, maybe invest in therapy. Your call.