- ORDI (ORDI)
- $37.86: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, the overachiever of the bunch, is strutting its stuff with a price of $37.86. It’s like that kid in school who always got straight A’s but also had a weird collection of rubber bands. It’s down 5% in the past 24 hours. Relax! Buy the dip or something. (⌐■_■)
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.03: ⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham, with its mysterious name, is currently priced at $2.03. It’s down 4% in the past 24 hours. Probably hiding in the shadows, plotting its next move. Watch your back, folks. (¬_¬)
- CORE (Core)
- $1.06: ⭐⭐⭐
- Core, the solid and dependable (?), is priced at $1.06. Down 1% in 24h. Not exactly setting the world on fire, but hey, at least it’s not down 5% like someone we know cough Bitcoin cough. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu)
- $0.23: ⭐⭐
- With a name like HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu, this coin is either a masterpiece of meme marketing or a cry for help. It’s at $0.23, up 3% today. Probably riding the coattails of Bitcoin’s mild existential crisis. (눈_눈)
- 0x0 (0x0.ai)
- $0.19: ⭐⭐
- 0x0.ai is priced at $0.19. No idea what it does, but it’s up a whopping 39%. It’s the dark horse of this race, proving that sometimes, randomness pays off.
The crypto world is a rollercoaster, and today’s ride features a motley crew of ‘baby’ cryptos👶. It’s like watching a toddler try to navigate a playground – chaotic, unpredictable, and occasionally hilarious. Remember that guy on Reddit who turned $1k into $1M and then back to $350k because of ‘rage-tilted trades’? Yeah, that’s the kind of energy we’re dealing with here. This dude’s AMZN weeklies are probably more volatile than some of these coins. Oh, and speaking of volatility, Bitcoin is apparently down 5% from its all-time high. Cue dramatic gasp. Seriously, people are freaking out like it’s the end of the world. It’s still up 40% on the month, but, you know, details. Don’t forget the emotional damage though, like the Reddit guy saying their dad called them an idiot in 2015 for suggesting buying Bitcoin at $430. It’s a jungle out there.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-4% | 22% | 2.03 | 2.03B | 161 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
0.05 | 6.04M | 1331 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
+7% | 100% | 8.39 | 8.39M | 1206 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
-8% | 50% | 0.39 | 38.5M | 933 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 29% | 0.54 | 542M | 332 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 63% | 0 | 14.3M | 1188 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
 |
-1% | 96% | 0 | 324M | 231 | SNEK | Snek |
| 7 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.23 | 227M | 278 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-5% | 100% | 37.86 | 795M | 112 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
-2% | 82% | 0 | 87.1M | 547 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
3623.7 | 6.05B | 10035 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
+2% | 33% | 0.61 | 612M | 289 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
 |
-5% | 0 | 66.7M | 590 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+49% | 0 | 51.6K | 2638 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.19 | 568M | 298 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.01 | 127M | 418 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.15 | 153M | 989 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.05 | 41M | 731 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.09 | 8.76M | 1209 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-4% | 4% | 0 | 30.7M | 1814 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
 |
-2% | 77% | 0.01 | 7.49M | 1348 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
 |
-1% | 43% | 1.06 | 2.22B | 94 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
 |
32% | 0.01 | 105M | 776 | GFAL | Games for a Living | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+4% | 27% | 0 | 51.9M | 1024 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
 |
+39% | 86% | 0.19 | 193M | 325 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.01 | 5.78M | 1816 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.01 | 951K | 1946 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-3% | 81% | 0 | 3.89B | 42 | BONK | Bonk |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 57% | 0 | 18.4M | 1136 | RXD | Radiant |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market, a land of opportunity, confusion, and occasionally, pure, unadulterated comedy. It’s a place where logic goes to die, and memes become money. Don’t take it too seriously, unless, of course, you’re that Reddit guy – then please, for the love of all that is holy, take a break from trading.